Ever Wonder?

[Finzz]

For us dumb Americans

 

Why do we call where we park the driveway and where we drive the parkway?

[TheTruth]

where we drive the parkway?

 

I usually call that a street.

[TheVirus]

For us dumb Americans

 

Why do we call where we park the driveway and where we drive the parkway?

 

Asking about definitions is being pedantic. As I said before, just because a word is part of it, does not mean its definition adds to it. Also, many, many words have multiple definitions. Having lived in the US for my entire life, I've never heard a highway/street called a parkway.

[Finzz]

I usually call that a street.

 

 

I know nobody ever uses the word, I was just poking fun at the semantics versus the spelling.

[Metal]

Why is it that women get mad when you accidentally slide your dick in their ass during coitus?

 

...Who knows.

But surely you know.

[TheVirus]

...Who knows.

But surely you know.

 

No, I don't. And don't call me Shirley.

[XeNo]

No, I don't. And don't call me Shirley.

He wasn't even talking to you, Shirley.