Chêvouÿx Posted February 3, 2010 Content Count: 1079 Joined: 04/21/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) Revelation: Life sucks. You were expecting something more amazing, right? ;) --- Ok, ok.. so here's why I've been gone and missing: Lately, I've been kidnapped several times by three hookers: a Swedish blonde, a Danish brunette, and an Irish red-head. No joke. Each time, they come to my room in the middle of the night in a stealthy, ninja manner. Then they gag me so I can't scream, knock me out, and take me to their hooker house. Once awake, they keep me there for a whole day before knocking me out and returning me home (no one suspects me absense because it's been on weekends). But the crazy part is what they make me do! O the pain! They force me to do "favors" for them between work sessions! And when I say "favors," I mean bad shit goes down! And do you want to know what the worst part is? They whip me! You should seriously see the scars on my back! Boy are they bad! So, just for your information, I've been unable to be online because hookers have been kidnapping me. All truth. Seriously. Did I mention that they're good hookers? Edited February 4, 2010 by Chêvouÿx Link to comment
Doctordan Posted February 3, 2010 Content Count: 472 Joined: 03/23/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 3, 2010 what the fuck if this is real go to the doctor man make sure your penis isnt going to fall off Link to comment
Mercy Posted February 3, 2010 Content Count: 1735 Joined: 08/03/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 3, 2010 lame Link to comment
b0red Posted February 4, 2010 Content Count: 4360 Joined: 04/25/09 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2010 copypasta Link to comment
Ganzta Posted February 4, 2010 Content Count: 2122 Joined: 08/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2010 i told them how much you suck at l4d Link to comment
Chêvouÿx Posted February 4, 2010 Content Count: 1079 Joined: 04/21/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2010 3V0VTlrCzW8 Link to comment
Bullet Wound Posted February 4, 2010 Content Count: 2390 Joined: 09/24/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2010 Revelation: Life sucks. You were expecting something more amazing, right? ;) --- Ok, ok.. so here's why I've been gone and missing: Lately, I've been kidnapped several times by three hookers: a Swedish blonde, a Danish brunette, and an Irish red-head. No joke. Each time, they come to my room in the middle of the night in a stealthy, ninja manner. Then they gag me so I can't scream, knock me out, and take me to their hooker house. Once awake, they keep me there for a whole day before knocking me out and returning me home (no one suspects me absense because it's been on weekends). But the crazy part is what they make me do! O the pain! They force me to do "favors" for them between work sessions! And when I say "favors," I mean bad shit goes down! And do you want to know what the [/i]worst[/i] part is? They whip me! You should seriously see the scars on my back! Boy are they bad! So, just for your information, I've been unable to be online because hookers have been kidnapping me. All truth. Seriously. Did I mention that they're good hookers? Super-obvious copy. Ninja hookers.....that guy might have been onto something.... Link to comment
Drox Posted February 4, 2010 Content Count: 8383 Joined: 12/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2010 Why did I click here again...oh right..because I like clicking on pointless threads in the off topic forum. ;P Link to comment
Chêvouÿx Posted February 4, 2010 Content Count: 1079 Joined: 04/21/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2010 Super-obvious copy. Ninja hookers.....that guy might have been onto something.... Wasn't a copy-paste. I messed up when I was typing the b-code. I do that often. Can do that often. Link to comment
Prez Posted February 4, 2010 Content Count: 8758 Joined: 07/27/09 Status: Offline Share Posted February 4, 2010 Welcome to SteamGamers! -Modgers1 Link to comment
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