Crimbez: Ontario Thuggin

[b0red]

CRIMBEZ: ONTARIO THUGGIN

 

Chapter 1: Bagged MotherFuckin Milk

 

It was a normal saturday afternoon for Crimbez, wake up in the morning around 3 pm. Walk to the kitchen to grab a nice cold refreshing bag of milk. The greatest way anyone could start their day, the cold crisp milk that just hits your lips in a cold slender surprise. Crimbez becomes very excited about the fact of opening his milk this fateful morning. Opening the fridge Crimbez is suddenly in a panic, glancing up and down, left to right. "Could it be!" He exclaimed "Where is my motherfucking milk!" He screamed. Grabbing his wallet Crimbez storms out of his house to venture on down to the corner store to buy some motherfucking bagged milk. Off into the streets of Ontario where shit goes down everyday that is just overlooked. Ontario ain't nuttin to fuck wit, thats for sure.

 

Part MuthaFuckin' 2 Bitches

 

Chapter 2: Shadows Among Us

 

As Crimbez makes his way down the street of Ontario, he can't but help think back to his childhood. Was it really all so simple than? No worries, no gangs, all the milk you could drink. Suddenly Crimbez felt something in the air, a small electrical charge lingering in the air. So faint it could easily be noticed, but Crimbez was always alert. From past experiences on the streetz of Ontario he knew that a gut feeling can never go wrong. Sporadically a figure jumped out of the shadows of the alley Crimbez was walking by! Knocked to the ground Crimbez panicked, was he being mugged he contemplated. Looking up who else could it be than his childhood friend President Shadow. The familiar face gave Crimbez a sigh of, for he knew that everything was going to be alright. Emerging to greet his homie Crimbez noticed something was different about Shadow, he wasn't his old jolly self. He questioned "Shadow dawg, man why you be trippin?" Shadow glanced back and forth quickly. Crimbez things were about to get real, than Shadow said: "Dawg I just went down to the corner store and all the milk was gone!" Crimbez suddenly taken over with a feeling of sickness asked "Dawg what happened!? They always got backs up in dat place!" Shadow now staring at the ground mumbled "Them bitches over in the M.I.A. Gang robbed the corner store and took all the damn milk". Crimbez couldn't believe what he was hearing, he knew something needed to happen or he would never get to taste the sweet, crisp milk he has been hungering for all day. Crimbez ran away quickly in the direction of his home. Shadow shouted "Fool where you going!?" and followed after him.

 

Credits:

Author- PowerNos

Publisher- Haggard

Special thanks to:

Lux/Gumpy for making the name Crimbez.

[Crimson]

This is why we can't have nice things! D:

 

Also, milk is gross.

[b0red]

This is why we can't have nice things! D:

 

Also, milk is gross.

 

Its gonna heat up. 3 part series, next scene features Prez Shadow.

[Crimson]

Its gonna heat up. 3 part series, next scene features Prez Shadow.

 

 

Oh jesus...

[b0red]

Oh jesus...

 

Like I said. Love, Lust, Betrayal, Milk, and the Hard streets of Ontario.

[Prez]

Its gonna heat up. 3 part series, next scene features Prez Shadow.

 

LOL. Have fun with that

[Drox]

This is why we can't have nice things! D:

 

Also, milk is gross.

 

Its only gross in canada cause its in a bag lol

[Caution]

ain't nuttin to fuck wit

 

Stolen from a better writer.

[Acipere]

what is this. R IT SPEKAL?

[Dannen]

I.... don't know how I should react to this..