E-Fighting; An Idea by Jazzyy

[jazzy]

So I got to thinking about something the other day, you know how when someone pisses you off, you beat the shit out of them? Yeah, well you can't do that on the internet, instead you can only be pushed and shoved around and give meaningless comebacks, which trolling hilarity ensues.

 

But, what if there WAS a way to theoretically punch someone in the face over the internet? I present to you, Natal Boxing.

How would it work you might ask? Well, with Microsoft's Project Natal, you have motion control at your finger tips, sure, eyetoy by sony or whatever the fuck it was called could maybe have done it, but who gives a fuck about sony? With Natal, the game would measure the thrust of your punch/kick/headbut/penis, and measure how quickly you move compared to the other player, you would fight eachother until either A) One of you dies on the game or B) One of you dies in real life. Now, how does this fit in with trolls? Well, if some fucking asshat piece of shit decides to make fun of you on the internet, you can e-beat the shit out of him.

You: "Hey guys check out dis game"

Douche: "Lol that game blows dick and so do you lol"

You: "How about a e-fight, bitchface?"

Now, douche could respond in two ways, he could chicken out, or he could man it through.

Douche(A): "Uh I don't own natal fucker, so if you want to send me a xbox just so i can beat the shit out of you then i'll gladly do it"

Douche(B): "Sure fuckface, I'll kick your shit anyday."

 

Now, hoping that Douche isn't a 200 pound man who benches 250 and squats 380, then you may have just beat the shit out of a skinny, 15 year old Caucasian troll.

 

Example of E-Fight:

 

Yes, this is the best idea in the damn world, and yes I'd kick your ass at E-Fight.

[Cromyth]

Why do your fists look like uneven boobs?

[ScubaToaster]

Lmao that looks cool. However I fall under the 200 man catagory being 283lbs and 6'7...

[TheTruth]

white Caucasian troll.

 

You know that you pretty much just said white white troll?

[jazzy]

You know that you pretty much just said white white troll?

 

welp, fixed that.

[ReGIONALS]

sounds retarded

[Gumpy]

sound retarted

 

Sounds like your type of game.

[ReGIONALS]

Sounds like your type of game.

 

clearly

[ScubaToaster]

I don't care that I am a white Russian Troll I would so win at E-fighting.

[Bad Dog]

Im sure everytime someone pisses you off Jazzyy you kick the shit out of them with your totally buff 13 year old physique.