Break up advice

[Itch]

Adam are you trying to take over for Special Steve?

[Creeping Death]

say that your an undercover spy, and u been assigned to a dangerous new mission, and u have to move to Russia

[Adam]

Well I just told her i was gay. She bought it.

Now im single again. I feel like a complete ass though.

[Creeping Death]

  Adam said:

Well I just told her i was gay. She bought it.

Now im single again. I feel like a complete ass though.

 

ooooo hello

[Adam]

  Creeping Death said:

say that your an undercover spy, and u been assigned to a dangerous new mission, and u have to move to Russia

 

Damn, I should have used that instead.

 

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ooooo hello

 

haha you funny man!

[Cromyth]

Did she not make you a sammich?

[Eldest]

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Dear [Name],

The time we spent together, however long it was, meant the world to me. I would love to see you again, but unfortunately I cannot. You see, I am a ghost. I can only materialize once every decade on the anniversary of my death. I chose to spend my one day among the living with you, sweet [Name]. Perhaps we will meet again in another decade, provided you keep your figure.

Until then, all my love from the beyond,

Barney

 

Use Barney's one-night stand form..

[Bullet Wound]

  Adam said:

Well I just told her i was gay. She bought it.

Now im single again. I feel like a complete ass though.

 

If she bought it you must have been doing something wrong

[Adam]

  Bullet Wound said:

If she bought it you must have been doing something wrong

 

Well I obviously had to do a bit of persuasion. Not every gay man carries them self as a flaming homo. I had a neighbor who was gay and you would have never ever known. I only knew because I saw someone break into his house and steal some shit. Turned out it was his ex boyfriend.

[Adam]

  Cromyth said:

Did she not make you a sammich?

 

Naw I just have a greater interest in another woman who can make two sammiches instead of one.