worst night drinking stories.

[Barber]

Moop, Why so eye burning?

[tacosndew]

This was about a month ago, i was still only 17 and me and a bunch of people went over to a friends house to drink in the middle of the afternoon. There was about 6 of us and together we downed at least one bottle of vodka and some other random crap people had in water bottles. Anyway we finished it all off and my friends dad came home at like 4:00 when he normally doesn't get home from work until 7ish, so here we are all wasted with this kid's dad home. All the plastic bottles and cups are on the counter right in front of him and he asks what we're doing and we say something vaguely like drinking energy drinks. So with his dad standing there with us for like 15 minutes we all clean this shit up and wash the cups out without his dad saying a thing. Keep in mind we are all shit-faced and i can barely stand up. We eventually left to go somewhere, i don't remember, it's a blur, and i thought we were all done for. His dad never said a thing about it to anyone. He's either an incredibly stupid dad or incredibly awesome one.

[PotshotPolka]

After about 4 beers earlier that night and a screwdriver that was atleast a triple shot, Blargh and I played "shot for shot" in PB. Every time I was freekilled I would take a shot of rum. After being killed 7-8 times I proceeded to vomit for 30 minutes straight and then blacked out. Apparently before climbing into bed I cleared my internet history and then googled Chuck Norris and had this result.

[DaHaounD]

it was new year's eve and i was at a party at a friends it ended up with me walking home in a freezing cold weather without any shoes and waking up in the shower the next morning + my mom did find my shoes halfway home. so much for stealth drinking (i was 15 and my parents are rly hard on that not drinking thingy)

[Chaoz`]

well me and some friends went on holiday last year to Turkey, we stayed in a hotel and had All-Inclusive, so drinks are for free (yay) we started drinking Vodka, Gin, other shit i don't remember, we were getting drunk really quick, then at night we decided to go out to the town and party hard, we did obviously , i remember i drank about 4 fishbowl cocktail ('Sex On The Beach', to be exact) with my friend's cousin.

Inside the bar i was fine, but when we stepped outside of the bar, things got worse, i was trying to hold it all in, which i was doing good at, until my friend starting vomiting (he drank about 12 vodka redbull, btw).

I couldn't walk in straight line, by the time we arrived at the taxi stop it was half an hour later (usually would take about 10 mins) when we got to the taxi we got in and drove for about 15 mins, then it started, i felt my puke coming up, but the taxi was 1 of those minivans with a slide door, which i couldn't open, luckily the taxi driver dove over the back seat to open my door, and everything came out, i puked about 5-6 times, i was done puking, we got back to the hotel, as from the second i walked out of the lobby, i started puking again, i think i puked about 12-13 times in total, i was sick as hell, they even had to carry me to my room.

next morning my friends organised a boat trip, i said fuck no i'm staying in mah bed.

 

after that i didn't really enjoy drinking, well i enjoy it but not too much

[ColdWar]

a couple of years ago i was staying on like the 10th floor of a hotel in virginia beach with a balcony that faced the water. we were all drinking lots of beer and sometime later on in the night after everyone else had passed out, i saw shitloads of empties all over the hotel room and i got the urge to clean them all up. i took most of them out on the balcony with me and starting chunking them at the water. for some reason i thought i would be able to make some in the water when really most of them were landing on a concrete sidewalk and exploding. a few times some people would walk by, and this is totally against my typical behavior, but i decided to see if i could time my throws right and hit people. pretty fkng stupid idea and luckily i didnt hit anyone. at least im pretty sure i didnt