Gumpy Posted August 13, 2010 Content Count: 1141 Joined: 07/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted August 13, 2010 Throw in a flashbang. 1 Link to comment
kool Posted August 13, 2010 Content Count: 429 Joined: 10/21/07 Status: Offline Share Posted August 13, 2010 Pie above their face and an air horn. Link to comment
TheVirus Posted August 13, 2010 Content Count: 3391 Joined: 06/12/09 Status: Offline Share Posted August 13, 2010 Can you rig their bunks to collapse? If so, tie ropes to each of them and give em a good yank in the morning to make them all collapse. Might take some work, though. Link to comment
SoulKeeper Posted August 13, 2010 Content Count: 2096 Joined: 07/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 13, 2010 put your ballsacks in their mouths Link to comment
Lux Posted August 13, 2010 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 13, 2010 Get a hot hard-to-tell transsexual to walk in naked. Link to comment
Kamakazii101 Posted August 14, 2010 Content Count: 316 Joined: 05/02/09 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2010 Give them a scuba diver...if you don't know what that is, don't ask lmfao. Link to comment
Chêvouÿx Posted August 14, 2010 Content Count: 1079 Joined: 04/21/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2010 (edited) In my experience with doing bootcamp-like activities, there is so much that I've done. I'll list the typical three which I use, and if you'd like more, PM me: Equipment Whistles Airhorns Metal trashcans Wooden/Metal "sticks". Wooden is better because, in my experiments, it's louder on metal than metal on metal. Also, the "sticks" don't have to actually be sticks; they could be (wooden) ladles or (wooden) broom sticks or whatever. Very, very, very good earplugs. Instructions Get as many fellow drill sergeants as possible. The more the merrier! You can mix-and-match however you'd like, but I often will pair whistles+airhorns and trashcan+stick. So, each DS should have either a whistle with airhorn or trashcan with stick. But it's whatever floats your boat, really. When ready, have all DSs put on earplugs and, when all earplugs are in, sound off at the same time (which is crucial for good effect), otherwise it'll sound disjointed and not be as good if everyone sounded together. Sound off for as long as you like because, to them, even 10sec will seem like an eternity. Blow those whistles loudly with all might. Use the airhorns for as reasonably possible. Bang those trashcans like your life depends on it. Make sure the folks in charge of "trashcan duty" are shouting like mad while banging. "One needs noise and confusion and jolting, not sissy intimidation." If there are any 'stragglers', blow the whistles and airhorns in their face (so they don't lose their earing too badly), shout at them to hurry, and make sure they get the point (if they don't by that point, they're stupid as hell). If people still ignore you (meaning, they're still in bed or yawning), shake them a little bit. Not too much since you don't want to hurt them, but enough to jolt them. Hope this helps. I can provide more ideas if you wish. Just remember: that strategy saved several poor cadets from "dying" during a practice fire drill Edited August 14, 2010 by Chêvouÿx Link to comment
tacosndew Posted August 14, 2010 Content Count: 464 Joined: 06/14/10 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2010 Run in Yelling "I'm Wayne Brady Bitch" whilst beating the privates with sackfuls of oranges Link to comment
Dirk Posted August 14, 2010 Content Count: 2167 Joined: 07/14/10 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2010 Shove a habanero pepper in their mouth and hold it shut. could cause sever pain for several hours. Link to comment
Metal Posted August 14, 2010 Content Count: 11728 Joined: 09/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2010 Free playboy? Link to comment
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