Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

[Im a Jackass]

You guys got any thing I can add to this list?

 

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

 

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

 

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

[Vader]

Don't like 1st one... But I love all of the other ones.

[Coffee Crisp]

The title really should be 'How to Get Yourself Punched In the Face'.

[Im a Jackass]

I did all the things and no one have hit me in the face but they have tryed

[Troy]

I did all the things and no one have hit me in the face but they have tryed

 

then your name lives up to its meaning lol

[RaDiuM]

First one is a briefcase wanker.

[Hazardous]

fap

[LolzKnighT]

*facepalm* I miss the last one

[WaffleCopter]

awesome

[Shine]

this is a troll thread