duhoh Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 716 Joined: 01/16/10 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd. Chuck Norris can reach forward and scratch the back of his head. 1 Link to comment
Drox Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 8383 Joined: 12/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 1 Link to comment
2DG Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 1470 Joined: 10/13/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 Chuck norris is old.... :l 1 Link to comment
matt Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 2947 Joined: 06/07/10 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 Chuck norris is old.... :l Chuck Norris doesent have a age 1 Link to comment
SATAN Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 920 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 1 Link to comment
BlackJack Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 96 Joined: 05/16/10 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 I see some good ones Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter Link to comment
Alucard Posted November 22, 2010 Content Count: 651 Joined: 05/19/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 22, 2010 v1:Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land BITCH! v2:jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus Link to comment
DoubleSb Posted November 22, 2010 Content Count: 4162 Joined: 11/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 22, 2010 Everytime Chuck Norris sneezes, a Jigglebell comes out. He's only sneezed once in his life. 1 Link to comment
Zaraki Posted November 22, 2010 Content Count: 4960 Joined: 10/28/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 22, 2010 (edited) Lol'd at this thread. Btw a google trick: type "Finding chuck norris" and press "i'm feeling lucky" ;) Edited November 22, 2010 by Zaraki Link to comment
Lux Posted November 22, 2010 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 22, 2010 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard, there is only another fist. You're wrong......Chinned is Chuck Norris Link to comment
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