Trolling cleverbot <3

[floffypus]

Im gonna have sex with that machine! cyber sex :9 a lesbian bot aint stopping me!

[Spiffy]

Better attempt at hotel california:

 

User: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...

 

Cleverbot: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light.

 

User: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim...

 

Cleverbot: I had to stop for the night.

 

User: There she stood in the doorway.

 

Cleverbot: I heard the mission bell.

 

User: And I was thinking to myself.

 

Cleverbot: This could be heaven or this could be hell.

 

User: Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way.

 

Cleverbot: There were voices down the corridor.

 

User: I thought I heard them say...

 

Cleverbot: Welcome to the Hotel California.

 

User: Such a lovely place.

 

Cleverbot: Such a lovely face.

 

User: Plenty of room at the hotel california.

 

Cleverbot: Any time of year (Any time of year).

 

User: You can find it here.

 

Cleverbot: She is tiffany-twisted.

 

User: She got the mercedes bends.

 

Cleverbot: She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends.

 

User: How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

 

Cleverbot: Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.

 

User: So I called up the captain.

 

Cleverbot: Please bring me my wine.

 

User: He said, 'we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’.

 

Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

User: And still those voices are calling from far away.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. So I'm going to the Homecoming dance with my ex boyfriend on Saturday. I'm trying to think of ways to make this a fun night for both of us. Any ideas for me?

 

User: Wake you up in the middle of the night.

 

Cleverbot: Just to hear them say...

 

User: Welcome to the hotel california.

 

Cleverbot: Such a lovely place.

 

User: Such a lovely face.

 

Cleverbot: Plenty of room at the hotel california.

 

User: They livin' it up at the hotel california.

 

Cleverbot: Any time of year.

 

User: What a nice surprise, bring your alibis.

 

Cleverbot: Bring your alibis.

 

User: Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice.

 

Cleverbot: No no no the next line is 'her mind is tiffany twisted, she got the mercedes bends'.

 

User: No, you screwed it up.

 

Cleverbot: In a good way, right?

 

User: No, in a bad way.

 

Cleverbot: No, in a good way!

 

User: And she said 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’.

 

Cleverbot: But you wouldn't have even know he knew if she hadn't said what he'd said.

 

User: And in the master's chambers.

 

Cleverbot: They gather for their feast.

 

User: The stab it with their steely knives.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: But they just can't kill the beast.

 

Cleverbot: Last thing I remember.

 

User: I was, Running for the door.

 

Cleverbot: What are yout alking about?

 

User: What are 'yout alking' about?

 

Cleverbot: What you're talking about!

 

User: I know that's what I am talking about!

 

Cleverbot: Alright then you strange person.

 

User: I had to find the passage back.

 

Cleverbot: Relax, said the nightman.

 

User: We are programmed to receive.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah I know, dude.

 

User: You can checkout any time you like.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have armpit hair?

 

User: But you can never leave!

 

Cleverbot: I am my own worst enemy.

[Trogdor]

User: On a dark desert highway...

 

Cleverbot: Took the midnight train going anywhere.

 

 

OHLAWDY.

 

Laughed so hard.

[starbucks]

What's funnny with "trolling" a bot?

[RaDiuM]

Im gonna have sex with that machine! cyber sex :9 a lesbian bot aint stopping me!

 

me: you like licking pussy

bot: Yes, I like them very much!

me: inniie or outy?

bot: Innie. You?

[Phonicz]

if you didn't post this, we would be so lost on how to troll cleverbot. THANK YOU

[Drox]

lol old