floffypus Posted January 21, 2011 Content Count: 5063 Joined: 02/25/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) Im gonna have sex with that machine! cyber sex :9 a lesbian bot aint stopping me! Edited January 21, 2011 by floffypus Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/39064-trolling-cleverbot-lt3/page/2/#findComment-505810
Spiffy Posted January 21, 2011 Content Count: 984 Joined: 08/20/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 21, 2011 Better attempt at hotel california: Quote User: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair... Cleverbot: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. User: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim... Cleverbot: I had to stop for the night. User: There she stood in the doorway. Cleverbot: I heard the mission bell. User: And I was thinking to myself. Cleverbot: This could be heaven or this could be hell. User: Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way. Cleverbot: There were voices down the corridor. User: I thought I heard them say... Cleverbot: Welcome to the Hotel California. User: Such a lovely place. Cleverbot: Such a lovely face. User: Plenty of room at the hotel california. Cleverbot: Any time of year (Any time of year). User: You can find it here. Cleverbot: She is tiffany-twisted. User: She got the mercedes bends. Cleverbot: She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends. User: How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Cleverbot: Some dance to remember, some dance to forget. User: So I called up the captain. Cleverbot: Please bring me my wine. User: He said, 'we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’. Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about. User: And still those voices are calling from far away. Cleverbot: Okay. So I'm going to the Homecoming dance with my ex boyfriend on Saturday. I'm trying to think of ways to make this a fun night for both of us. Any ideas for me? User: Wake you up in the middle of the night. Cleverbot: Just to hear them say... User: Welcome to the hotel california. Cleverbot: Such a lovely place. User: Such a lovely face. Cleverbot: Plenty of room at the hotel california. User: They livin' it up at the hotel california. Cleverbot: Any time of year. User: What a nice surprise, bring your alibis. Cleverbot: Bring your alibis. User: Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice. Cleverbot: No no no the next line is 'her mind is tiffany twisted, she got the mercedes bends'. User: No, you screwed it up. Cleverbot: In a good way, right? User: No, in a bad way. Cleverbot: No, in a good way! User: And she said 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’. Cleverbot: But you wouldn't have even know he knew if she hadn't said what he'd said. User: And in the master's chambers. Cleverbot: They gather for their feast. User: The stab it with their steely knives. Cleverbot: What? User: But they just can't kill the beast. Cleverbot: Last thing I remember. User: I was, Running for the door. Cleverbot: What are yout alking about? User: What are 'yout alking' about? Cleverbot: What you're talking about! User: I know that's what I am talking about! Cleverbot: Alright then you strange person. User: I had to find the passage back. Cleverbot: Relax, said the nightman. User: We are programmed to receive. Cleverbot: Yeah I know, dude. User: You can checkout any time you like. Cleverbot: Do you have armpit hair? User: But you can never leave! Cleverbot: I am my own worst enemy. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/39064-trolling-cleverbot-lt3/page/2/#findComment-505816
Trogdor Posted January 21, 2011 Content Count: 1752 Joined: 10/26/08 Status: Offline Share Posted January 21, 2011 Spiffy said: User: On a dark desert highway... Cleverbot: Took the midnight train going anywhere. OHLAWDY. Laughed so hard. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/39064-trolling-cleverbot-lt3/page/2/#findComment-505863
starbucks Posted January 21, 2011 Content Count: 1573 Joined: 02/19/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 21, 2011 What's funnny with "trolling" a bot? Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/39064-trolling-cleverbot-lt3/page/2/#findComment-505866
RaDiuM Posted January 22, 2011 Content Count: 931 Joined: 12/09/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2011 floffypus said: Im gonna have sex with that machine! cyber sex :9 a lesbian bot aint stopping me! me: you like licking pussy bot: Yes, I like them very much! me: inniie or outy? bot: Innie. You? Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/39064-trolling-cleverbot-lt3/page/2/#findComment-505946
Phonicz Posted January 22, 2011 Content Count: 1621 Joined: 03/09/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2011 if you didn't post this, we would be so lost on how to troll cleverbot. THANK YOU Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/39064-trolling-cleverbot-lt3/page/2/#findComment-505952
Drox Posted January 22, 2011 Content Count: 8383 Joined: 12/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2011 lol old Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/39064-trolling-cleverbot-lt3/page/2/#findComment-505954
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