The Dumbest "X got me banned" excuses.

[Hunt3r.j2]

Post your favorites!

Mine:

 

I farted and then my computer instantly started having weird effects and let me see through walls.

 

My dog mic spammed.

 

Myg0t people came to my house and mic spammed.

 

My fart did it.

 

My brother put his elbow on the talk key.

 

I have a broken keyboard where the K key is constantly pressed, and also my voicebox constantly yells out insults.

 

I have tourettes.

[Kennith]

The server told me they wanted to hear the Banana Phone Song.

[Pancake Batter]

Not too long ago, this kid got banned for hacking, tried to appeal by saying I think he accidently left it on, then he blamed it on his little brother in his next post, then on the next post he said that his little brother was in the hospital and that the admins shouldn't blame him.

 

The next one I reported was using racial slurs against the Chinese, he came on to my topic getting all pissy about me calling him a kid and said that he could use the slur because he had like 1 or two asian friends and that he wasn't racist, then in the very next sentence he proceeded to say something along the lines of "I can call them chinks because they are a bunch of scrawny ass pussies" and that he shouldn't be banned for using it.

[Senior]

lag made me blow up the bridge and kill 13 of my teammates

[Matt.]

OMG my friend horhey was playing on my account and hacked.

 

(swear to god this was real! He couldn't spell Jorge lol)

[Tcp-Kill]

The Server Was Hacking For Meh

[Z3r0 M4ni4c]

the dumbest i heart was way back ago but still funny:

 

I got banned for no reason.

My brother was hacking on my account then he got banned.

Why is that?

 

lol go figure that one out :rlol:

[Kennith]

Not too long ago, this kid got banned for hacking, tried to appeal by saying I think he accidently left it on, then he blamed it on his little brother in his next post, then on the next post he said that his little brother was in the hospital and that the admins shouldn't blame him.

 

I remember this one. =/

 

 

 

 

Here's one, "I went to go take a shit and when I got back I was banned"

[Z3r0 M4ni4c]

i remember another one "when i was out shopping, midgets took my computer and hacked on the server"

[Matt.]

Dude I got banned by my IP but not my steam so I shouldn't be banned at all.

 

I went to the bathroom and when I came back my microphone was on and my mom was screaming into it and I got banned!

 

What the fuck it says I'm banned from the server! What does that mean!? Whatever it is it won't let me in!