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how about this one.

 

When i was on the bathroom my cat went playing on my keyboard and pressed my hacks on. when i came back i got banned from the server.

 

It happens, why do you think Freakazoid got zapped into cyberspace? Damn cats on keyboards turning on haxs.

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I got along these lines from someone when I banned them from my ventrilo for mic spamming, and I really do believe they put elaborate thought into it, too:

 

"My friend came over and used my steam account to play because his computer was broken, but I was out of the house buying games at Gamestop. I even know he did it because my room's a pig stye, he admitted to it, and his mom said he did it too. Besides, I don't have a mic, he used his own."

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It happens, why do you think Freakazoid got zapped into cyberspace? Damn cats on keyboards turning on haxs.

 

I thought Freakazoid got zapped into Cyberspace because he pressed the delete button? :confused1:

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I wasn't no spreading I just had a fit whilst playing and luckily every shot hit your head.

 

 

Sorry for teamkilling I didn't see any warning which said I couldn't

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Somebody tked me and i got angry. But the thing is, i have this genetic defect so that when i get angry i turn big and green. So this happened, and i procceded to rip my computer to shreds, pretending it was the frail, weakling body of the kid who tked me. During this proccess, sadly, i hit this special button on my computer that i have binded to "mic spam for ten fucking rounds straight" and this caused my banning.

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