The Dumbest "X got me banned" excuses.

[Kennith]

I went to the bathroom and when I came back my microphone was on and my mom was screaming into it and I got banned!

 

Lol.

[Z3r0 M4ni4c]

how about this one.

 

When i was on the bathroom my cat went playing on my keyboard and pressed my hacks on. when i came back i got banned from the server.

[Slavic]

how about this one.

 

When i was on the bathroom my cat went playing on my keyboard and pressed my hacks on. when i came back i got banned from the server.

 

It happens, why do you think Freakazoid got zapped into cyberspace? Damn cats on keyboards turning on haxs.

[Chêvouÿx]

I got along these lines from someone when I banned them from my ventrilo for mic spamming, and I really do believe they put elaborate thought into it, too:

 

"My friend came over and used my steam account to play because his computer was broken, but I was out of the house buying games at Gamestop. I even know he did it because my room's a pig stye, he admitted to it, and his mom said he did it too. Besides, I don't have a mic, he used his own."

[LitKey]

It happens, why do you think Freakazoid got zapped into cyberspace? Damn cats on keyboards turning on haxs.

 

I thought Freakazoid got zapped into Cyberspace because he pressed the delete button? :confused1:

[xxkaliboyx]

some old favs from different servers

 

I don't hack, I was just trying them out.

 

OMG I swear I only hack once, all the other times I wasn't hacking

[Lux]

I wasn't no spreading I just had a fit whilst playing and luckily every shot hit your head.

 

 

Sorry for teamkilling I didn't see any warning which said I couldn't

[EvInReaLife]

Somebody tked me and i got angry. But the thing is, i have this genetic defect so that when i get angry i turn big and green. So this happened, and i procceded to rip my computer to shreds, pretending it was the frail, weakling body of the kid who tked me. During this proccess, sadly, i hit this special button on my computer that i have binded to "mic spam for ten fucking rounds straight" and this caused my banning.

[Dracula]

:rlol::rlol::rlol:

[Itch]

My all time favorite excuse is the

 

"I looked and didn't see any admins on so I'm not sure how I got banned"