The Dumbest "X got me banned" excuses.

[SOLANUM]

My all time favorite excuse is the

 

"I looked and didn't see any admins on so I'm not sure how I got banned"

 

I like that one and "If I had known an admin was on I never would have done it a swear!"

 

 

Sol

[Soviet1]

Somebody tked me and i got angry. But the thing is, i have this genetic defect so that when i get angry i turn big and green. So this happened, and i procceded to rip my computer to shreds, pretending it was the frail, weakling body of the kid who tked me. During this proccess, sadly, i hit this special button on my computer that i have binded to "mic spam for ten fucking rounds straight" and this caused my banning.

 

That one is the best ^_^

[Hazardous]

"While masturbating, I accidentally ejaculated some semen onto my 'K' button, toggling my microphone. And during masturbation I was groaning wildly and uncontrollably, which could be heard on the servers. Soon after I was banned for microphone spamming. un-ban me please. "

[Kennith]

Somebody tked me and i got angry. But the thing is, i have this genetic defect so that when i get angry i turn big and green. So this happened, and i procceded to rip my computer to shreds, pretending it was the frail, weakling body of the kid who tked me. During this proccess, sadly, i hit this special button on my computer that i have binded to "mic spam for ten fucking rounds straight" and this caused my banning.

 

I LMAO

[Fishsticks]

"My Brother's wife's cousin's son's parrot turned on my hacks" or "My laptop's fan was hacking" or "my bear sat on my keyboard and pressed the "k" button and started mic spamming"

 

EDIT: this is the best excuse ever http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=4388

[Slavic]

I thought Freakazoid got zapped into Cyberspace because he pressed the delete button? :confused1:

 

After he installs it, Dexter logs onto the internet and wanders off in search of his destination code book. While he's up, the cat, Mr. Chubbikins, attempts to catch a moth, accidentally pressing a sequence of keys on the keyboard to activate the flaw. Dexter presses delete and Dexter is sucked into the internet. He is turned into Freakazoid and Act 1 ends

 

Mr. Chubbikins jumped on his keyboard and installed leet haxs

[Z3r0 M4ni4c]

lol there are funny excuses here XD :thumbup:

[Omar]

my cat aimed at the bridge and shot them all, i swear 2 god its not my CAT! so the owner should be banned, and my dad bought the cat. good luck dad good luck