SpikedRocker Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 6242 Joined: 04/13/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/04/30/dead.bodies/index.html There is more than the normal stuffing yourself into a box to be stuck in the ground or burnt up and put into a metal vial. In the link are some of the weirdest things done to dead bodies ever! Personally, if I could afford it, I'd like to be blasted off this rock and float in space. But thats just me, I'm weird like that. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/
Itch Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 3440 Joined: 12/12/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 Not me man.. "Send me to glory in a Glad bag" That's right.. put me out on the curb on Tuesday and let the City Sanitation company earn their moneys... Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40333
Jaffa Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 4263 Joined: 09/18/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 I'd like to be buried with my trustly pump-action shottie, a pair of elites and a napalm grenade. That way when i come back to life as a zombie i can get some revenge on all those gun-toting humans Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40335
EvInReaLife Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 935 Joined: 12/15/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 I have this strange obsession with becoming a meal for a world leader.... Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40370
Slavic Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 1938 Joined: 09/15/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 this is how im going out Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40371
Italian Jew Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 LMAO XD It could work I guess... Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40385
SpikedRocker Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 6242 Joined: 04/13/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 I have this strange obsession with becoming a meal for a world leader.... Now which world leader? Most likely the consumer will die instantly so we better use you wisely:001_tt2: Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40416
Repeat Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 1384 Joined: 10/05/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 I dunno about you guys, but this is what I want done! I want to be embalmed, but not smelly. Secondly I want to be able to stand up right on my own. If this is accomplished through an actual stand, or rods/wires, it doesn't matter. As long as I am free standing. Then I want a giant clock implanted into my chest or stomach. Every hour, on the hours, my mouth will open up and my tongue will shoot out! Of course, there will be a tiny little bird on my tongue that goes "Cooko! Coooko!" (Duh.) I sort of want motion sensors in my eyes, so when my family walks by my corpse will say pre-recorded things! Anything from "I love you!" to "Don't do anything bad I'm watching you!" to "Did you turn the oven off?" Stuff like that. What would I be? A real-life, legitimate, Grandfather-Clock!!! Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40425
Slavic Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 1938 Joined: 09/15/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 I dunno about you guys, but this is what I want done! I want to be embalmed, but not smelly. Secondly I want to be able to stand up right on my own. If this is accomplished through an actual stand, or rods/wires, it doesn't matter. As long as I am free standing. Then I want a giant clock implanted into my chest or stomach. Every hour, on the hours, my mouth will open up and my tongue will shoot out! Of course, there will be a tiny little bird on my tongue that goes "Cooko! Coooko!" (Duh.) I sort of want motion sensors in my eyes, so when my family walks by my corpse will say pre-recorded things! Anything from "I love you!" to "Don't do anything bad I'm watching you!" to "Did you turn the oven off?" Stuff like that. What would I be? A real-life, legitimate, Grandfather-Clock!!! ... i think i've heard that from a stand up comic before... Nick Swanson? Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40430
Repeat Posted April 30, 2008 Content Count: 1384 Joined: 10/05/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2008 ... i think i've heard that from a stand up comic before... Nick Swanson? I've never heard it from a stand-up before, but it's definitely possible! Seems like a pretty good/easy theme for a comic act. *shrugs* Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/4018-some-things-to-do-with-your-body-after-youve-died/#findComment-40431
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