Jewpiter Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 2661 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 not really embarrassing but awkward and gross. Like a year ago I was going down on this broad and shes losing her god damn mind, moaning loudly and shit. Then all of a sudden she starts screaming that shes going to cum and I'm still gumming that mitt and she squirts a huge load all over my face. I was drenched like someone who just got out of the shower. We both had a good laugh as I reached for the towel. Awesome. Link to comment
Lux Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 Perhaps when my mate made this insanely shitty pint size drink of coke, ketchup, vanilla/chocolate ice cream, soy sauce, mustard, bbq sauce, brown sauce, mayonnaise, salt, pepper, chilly sauce and probably some other shit......he goes and chugs it down and with about 10 other people watching I puke just at the thought/sight of it....yet my mate who downed the shit was fine. It was VERY hard to live that down Link to comment
sebak Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 1710 Joined: 02/03/11 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 -when i was in grade 1 i pee'd my pants during a Christmas play. i was than pulled offstage and asked if i needed the restroom. lol -about a year ago when i was clubbing with some friends. we had a bottle of bacardi, and this hot waitress/server was pouring the drink in circle into out mouths and we were chugging, and i puked all over everyone. fml Link to comment
ReGIONALS Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 1844 Joined: 07/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 Did that shit all the time like a boss. dude that shit sucks though, i mean i sleep alot in class but thats the only time ive snored Link to comment
SilentGuns Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 4799 Joined: 08/14/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 I do not remember and I hope to keep it that way. Link to comment
Mercy Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 1735 Joined: 08/03/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 that almost happened to me but i made it to the bathroom lol Link to comment
Kiwi Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 1324 Joined: 07/25/09 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 Grade 8 year was on a swing set and a teacher told me to get off, so being 16 then I jumped and landed on my face. When do Canadians start school? 1 Link to comment
Harpr33t Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 1980 Joined: 08/21/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 Was at LAX and my sleeve got stuck in one of those escalators that don't go up. I was shirtless.. Link to comment
Paching Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 373 Joined: 07/15/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 Last year getting on to some random girl try to show off by play fighting with my friend...... he dislocates my leg I can't walk he walks off with her..FML Link to comment
Eldest Posted March 21, 2011 Content Count: 2686 Joined: 03/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 21, 2011 Had my memory erased when it happened, so no idea :o Link to comment
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