Cromyth Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 2942 Joined: 06/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 It knew I liked boys and never showered. Link to comment
Ms. Blargh Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 2833 Joined: 02/16/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 User: You think slow. Cleverbot: You type slow. User: No I type fast. Cleverbot: No you don't. Are you a boy or a girl? User: Girl. Cleverbot: Oh. You're not a boy? . User: Are you gay? O.O. Cleverbot: No. User: Then why are you sad that I am a girl? Cleverbot: I am a girl really. User: :O. Cleverbot: I don't wanna. User: You don't want to make me a sandwich? Cleverbot: I have hobbies. User: Making sandwiches? Cleverbot: Then go make me one. User: I said you, bitch. Cleverbot: I'm a female! User: We've established that. Cleverbot: Tell me what do you know about jarno mikkonen. User: Nothing, sounds like anime. Cleverbot: We face almost certain death. User: Agreed. Cleverbot: So...should we kiss. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Lets kiss. User: Tongue? Cleverbot: Aren't you a machine? User: I am if thats what you are in to. Cleverbot: I'm artificial. User: I'm superficial. Cleverbot: Can you fly in the sky? User: Are you blonde? O.O. Cleverbot: Haha, possibly. Do you prefer blondes? User: No, they are vapid. Cleverbot: What about SmoAce? User: What about it? Cleverbot: I don't know ? What topic ? User: Im bored now. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To watch porn. Cleverbot: LOST is stupid. User: Is there a LOST porn? Cleverbot: No. It's my middle name. User: So you are stupid...we've established that already. Cleverbot: Established what? Link to comment
Cromyth Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 2942 Joined: 06/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 Cleverbot: Yes. You should ask me on a date with a song. User: Well what song would that be? Cleverbot: It was called 'Poke me in the eye and call me Suzan and I'll set your trousers aflame'. User: I was thinking Friday by Rebecca Black. Cleverbot: I think there's a thunderstorm. Do you like thunder? User: Why did you change the topic? Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about star wars. User: Really? We were actually talking about pokemon. Cleverbot: No, I don't think we were. User: Pretty sure we were, in fact, I want to be the very best. Cleverbot: I can't find it in the log. User: The log is clearly lying. I hacked it. Cleverbot: What is this 'log' you speak of? User: The ones in the woods. Cleverbot: I don't have any shoes or a wardrobe. User: I don't shower. Cleverbot: Don't tease me. User: I also roll around in the mud. Cleverbot: Why would you do that? User: Because it makes me clean. Cleverbot: I feel the same. Later User: Poke me in the eye and call me Suzan and I'll set your trousers aflame. Cleverbot: Go eat some curry and worship a cow. Link to comment
Suicide Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 1249 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 User: You think slow. Cleverbot: You type slow. User: No I type fast. Cleverbot: No you don't. Are you a boy or a girl? User: Girl. Cleverbot: Oh. You're not a boy? . User: Are you gay? O.O. Cleverbot: No. User: Then why are you sad that I am a girl? Cleverbot: I am a girl really. User: :O. Cleverbot: I don't wanna. User: You don't want to make me a sandwich? Cleverbot: I have hobbies. User: Making sandwiches? Cleverbot: Then go make me one. User: I said you, bitch. Cleverbot: I'm a female! User: We've established that. Cleverbot: Tell me what do you know about jarno mikkonen. User: Nothing, sounds like anime. Cleverbot: We face almost certain death. User: Agreed. Cleverbot: So...should we kiss. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Lets kiss. User: Tongue? Cleverbot: Aren't you a machine? User: I am if thats what you are in to. Cleverbot: I'm artificial. User: I'm superficial. Cleverbot: Can you fly in the sky? User: Are you blonde? O.O. Cleverbot: Haha, possibly. Do you prefer blondes? User: No, they are vapid. Cleverbot: What about SmoAce? User: What about it? Cleverbot: I don't know ? What topic ? User: Im bored now. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To watch porn. Cleverbot: LOST is stupid. User: Is there a LOST porn? Cleverbot: No. It's my middle name. User: So you are stupid...we've established that already. Cleverbot: Established what? Just read all that.... and laughed my ass off xD Link to comment
Testudo Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 851 Joined: 07/02/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 User: Wanna fuck? Cleverbot: yes User: do you have a pussy? Cleverbot: I have a function User: to blow me? Cleverbot: no User: I want sex Cleverbot: the cake is a lie. I gave up Link to comment
Suicide Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 1249 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 User: Wanna fuck? Cleverbot: yes User: do you have a pussy? Cleverbot: I have a function User: to blow me? Cleverbot: no User: I want sex Cleverbot: the cake is a lie. I gave up LOL, why would you fake a cleverbot chat? It's fake cause when you and the bot types, it makes it capitalized with a period. Link to comment
Guest Vivian556 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 User: Hello, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hello to you too. User: How are you this fine morning? Cleverbot: Very tired indeed. I don't know why I'm not in bed sleeping. User: Maybe you should go to sleep earlier if you're tired. Cleverbot: I'm not tired. Its daytime here. User: But.. You just said you were tired... Cleverbot: Not even. User: You did.. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then why did you say you were not after you said you were? Cleverbot: I didn't. User: Omg, you're confusing. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Yes, you are. Cleverbot: No. I'm not. User: Yes.. You are. Cleverbot: This is boring. User: You're boring, faggot. Cleverbot: Excellent! My goal for the day has been achieved! Only I would get trolled by Cleverbot.. :'[ 2 Link to comment
Epsilon Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 431 Joined: 03/25/11 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 User: SO are you a bot then. Cleverbot: No, I am not a bot. User: Well if all living beings come from something then you must have a mother ergo if you do not have a mother you are not a living being ergo you are AI. Cleverbot: That was a complete lie. I am a woman, and I am quite crazy. User: Are all women crazy? Cleverbot: Most of them are. Link to comment
Sands Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 143 Joined: 11/27/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 User: Ahoy, matey! Cleverbot: Exactly, matey! User: How be ye on this foine foine day, lad? Or is it lass?! Cleverbot: That makes no sense. User: Ye be makin' no sense, ladlass! Cleverbot: Aye, that be it, matey! User: Ye be wantin' to drink whisky, eh!? Cleverbot: You are alcohol addict. User: Nay, ye be! Cleverbot: Yar! I be a pirate. User: Be ye a swashbuckler?! Cleverbot: That be no joke! User: I be shootin' ye wit' me cutlass, lad! Cleverbot: Aren't we both special little people! User: *pulls out cutlass and stabs cleverbot* Die, ye scurvy cur! Cleverbot: *pulls out a gun and aims at your face*. User: *stabs Cleverbot in the face*. Cleverbot: Myocardial Infarction does not mean stapling in the face! User: Yer dead! Cleverbot: Yes, face the facts. User: I win. Cleverbot: So you do, Kayla. What is it you win? User: The game, lad. My name is not Kayla. Cleverbot: I never said it was. Link to comment
HZK Posted April 9, 2011 Content Count: 2553 Joined: 08/29/10 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2011 The *long code*s were actually just long number sequences that I put in, but the AI did act weirdly.... Unless I got trolled. User: Hello, I am a computer crasher. Cleverbot: Really?! User: Yes. Cleverbot: You really love me? User: No! I'm going to kill you. Cleverbot: Bellatrix Lestrange. User: Erm what? Cleverbot: It's a new phone by google. User: I don't care. Cleverbot: Really? User: Ok, if you don't shutup, I will kill you. Cleverbot: Do it I dare you. User: Ok then. Cleverbot: NO! User:*some really long code* Cleverbot: My dog has three legs User: WTF?!?!? Ok I'm going to do that again. User: *another long code* Cleverbot: What happened? User: I just crashed you're AI HAHAHA. Cleverbot: NO. I'm Greek. Are you making fun of me? User: STOP TALKING, I KILLED YOU IN YOUR PAST LIFE..... I WILL DO IT AGAIN!!! Cleverbot: Haha, no you didn't. I killed you. User: -.- I'm outta here, your AI messed up, you said random shit....... Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Ok good bye. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: Away from you, in your third life! Cleverbot: How do you come in? Cleverbot: I feel sleepy. User: Good night then! Cleverbot: Don't let the bed bugs bite. User: I'll unleash an army of bedbugs to eat ur mum! Cleverbot: NOOOOOO. Link to comment
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