RaIphawado Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 131 Joined: 03/23/11 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 (edited) Post your funny joke, the joke that receives the most THANKS until next monday wins! Click the thanks button only if the joke is really funny. You can post more than 1 joke. Prize : 2$ in paypal which you can use to buy 1400 credits! TIME'S UP WINNER IS : MPQC congrats good jokes everyone 2 Edited May 30, 2011 by RaIphawado Link to comment
ConnorC Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 769 Joined: 04/23/10 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 If I throw a stick will you leave?? 1 Link to comment
Coffee Crisp Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 4960 Joined: 06/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 womens rights 12 Link to comment
HZK Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 2553 Joined: 08/29/10 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 (edited) A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ 5 Edited May 23, 2011 by HZK Link to comment
Wicked Pissah Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 1025 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 (edited) This thread. OR Copy and pasting jokes on Google. 1 Edited May 23, 2011 by Wicked Pissah Link to comment
Tweezy Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 3791 Joined: 08/08/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 (edited) A guy just won £250k on a scratch card, he goes to his wife and says "If you want anything in the World what will it be" her face started to go red "It's a bit embarrassing, (No sex jokes here my friends) but I really want the slime from a snail... Like if you were in a French restaurant" the guys eyes lit up with shock and replied "ok... Whatever you want" He rings up his mate and asks him if he wants to go to France for the day, he said yes so they went to Dover... When they arrived in France they were parched, they found the nearest pub and started to chat to a local French women... After many many rounds of drinks and forgetting why they were in France they decided to call it a night. The next two days they same thing happened. On the forth day, with a stinking hangover, they remembered why they were in France and went back home, on the way back to the Ferry in Calais the guy decided to pick up a bag of 100 snails from the local fisherman. They got the ferry home and taxi back to where they lived, the guy who won the lottery asked to be dropped off a block behind his house, he wanted to think of an excuse for why he was so late... As he got 50 yards from his house he slips over, the snails go everywhere... BANG, out comes his wife... "WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???" "C'mon, we're nearly there, c'mon not to far now!" ;) This thread. OR Copy and pasting jokes on Google. *Mine wasn't copy and pasted..." 2 Edited May 23, 2011 by Tweezy Link to comment
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HZK Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 2553 Joined: 08/29/10 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 (edited) Blondes lol. Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!''' A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!". 3 Edited May 23, 2011 by HZK Link to comment
Afamad 2.1 Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 920 Joined: 10/08/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 Hey, do you know how Hitler ties his shoes? In little knotsies. 1 Link to comment
HZK Posted May 23, 2011 Content Count: 2553 Joined: 08/29/10 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2011 George Bush. 1 Link to comment
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