What did you do?

[Prez]

I hate a nazi because I'm sexy

[hanehane]

I smoked weed with Michael Jackson because im sexy

i dont wanna get raped in the ass ;(

[Chainedlord]

I hate a jew because I have perfect abs.

[darth jacen]

I smoked weed with a puppet because I smoked crack...

[Drox]

I got married with a lesbian because I hate my life

 

lulz

[lilweapon]

I shot a drug dealer because I'm sexy

[Liam]

I did a blowjob to a piece of shit because I was horny.

[bamfers]

I stabbed a condom because I hate my life.

 

 

WAIT WUT?

[Zaraki]

I stabbed a condom because I hate my life.

 

 

WAIT WUT?

 

Self sabotage much?

Then just wear nothing..

 

Double the risk, but double the pleasure!

[kabLe]

I pissed on an egg because I hate my life. :'(