What did you do?

[LolzKnighT]

I got married with and old man because I got an orgasm

WTF

[Strike]

I stabbed a bowl of cereal because im sexy.

[Nishok]

I smoked weed with an old man because I stink

[Great White Cookie Shark]

I fucked an old man because i hate my life.

 

What is this shenenigans

[Josh1]

I pissed on a pornstar because i hate my life o.o....

[Rosakanin]

I hate a cookie jar because I have perfect abs.

[Guest harro]

I pissed on Michael Jackson because I hate my life.

[Hostage Situation]

i did a blowjob to a cookie jar because i'm racist?

[SSJ Goku]

I killed a bowl of cereal because im sexy

[Mad Dogg]

I need a bowl of cereal because I have perfect abs.