Interactive MS-Paint Adventure

[shoiep]

> You stab the monster in the face. You lose your Glass Weapon. You quickly leave the room.

 

You shut the door as you run out. The monster is breaking through the door.

[nick]

If sky wouldn't have said leave the room I would have posted "Grab the painting, keep hitting the monster till the painting breaks."

[Kippe]

Should have given it a hug. It needs love too! D:

[Psyche]

jesus christ none of you idiots went back to get that key, you're all fucked, the monster was probably allergic to keys

[nick]

jesus christ none of you idiots went back to get that key, you're all fucked, the monster was probably allergic to keys

 

Psyches right. This monster is a "KeyAllegergiczilla". It has blood all around it because someone else probably got the key and smacked it on his body before!

[Kurohime]

Go through the middle door and take the glass shard that's stopping the door

[Tweezy]

Take a shit and then throw it at the monster. Maybe it tries to eat it and then dies?

[shoiep]

(@Tweezy - don't wanna draw throwing or shit on the door)

> You have the insatiable urge to take a shit. Not knowing where to go. You take one in front of the door. "Maybe that'll slow him down." You enter through the middle door, taking the glass shard with you.

 

> *The key's still here!*

[nick]

Get the key and unlock door the door

[Korean Ninja]

That "monster" just looks like a typical American

WHY STAB IT... IM SURE IT'S NICE