Safety Slogans Please Help

[floffypus]

Sorry I work at Honda, I build Engines.

 

Do you puch Buttons and let machines work or get dirty using tools by hand?

[nick]

If you are going to do something, wear a condom

[Lux]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it is broken, don't fix it anyway.

[bob the pirate]

You can't go wrong if you cover your dong.

Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

[Bullet Wound]

"Every time you get injured on the job, the terrorists win."

 

"We make our cars the same way we make our children, without accidents."

 

"You're not covered by insurance here, so don't fuck up."

[Bob Loblaw]

Okay the first person suggested using a condom, pretty funny. But do the next 11 people really have to repeat the exact same thing as if it's a brand new suggestion?

[xYounger]

Stop, Drop, n Roll ...also wear a condom

[Nasdaqian]

Prepare and Prevent instead of Repair and Repent

 

I like this one alot for your job mcbride

[RoverBot3]

Watch out kids Honda's coming on by

The pistons are lubed so it's going to sound dry