Repeat Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 1384 Joined: 10/05/07 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. Link to comment
Italian Jew Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 Basically if you are lactose intolerant, GTFO of politics Link to comment
Soviet1 Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 331 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 Basically if you are lactose intolerant, GTFO of politics THE TRUTH Link to comment
Psyche Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 3343 Joined: 06/03/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 THE TRUTH YOU JUST WANT ALL THE MILK. Link to comment
LegalSmash Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 2936 Joined: 02/04/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 dont forget Obama's Change-ism: You have two cows, a really whitewashed elitist Arab-frican-pacific-thinger-american tells you we all need some form of change,but does not elude to what that change is, only that it will involve "sacrifice", two weeks after inauguration your cows are missing 30% of their meat, milk, and calves. Link to comment
Psyche Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 3343 Joined: 06/03/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 dont forget Obama's Change-ism: You have two cows, a really whitewashed elitist Arab-frican-pacific-thinger-american tells you we all need some form of change,but does not elude to what that change is, only that it will involve "sacrifice", two weeks after inauguration your cows are missing 30% of their meat, milk, and calves. GENERAL PUBLIC: HEY BARACK WHAT DO WE NEED TO DU WITH OUR ECONEMY LOL BARACK: WE NEED TO CHANGE IT LOL GENERAL PUBLIC: OH MY GOD HE'S SUCH AN INSPIRATION CCCCCCRUUUUUIIIIISEEE CCCCCOOOONNNNTTTTOOOL. Link to comment
LegalSmash Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 2936 Joined: 02/04/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 (edited) Obama Principles * American principles: CHANGE * Civil rights: CHANGE * Disabilities: CHANGE * Economy: CHANGE * Education: CHANGE * Energy & Environment: CHANGE * Ethics: CHANGE * Family: CHANGE * Fiscal: CHANGE * Foreign Policy: CHANGE * Gun Control: CHANGE * Health care: CHANGE * Homeland Security: CHANGE * Immigration: CHANGE * Iraq: CHANGE * Political Experience : CHANGE * Poverty: CHANGE * Prostitution: CHANGE * Rural: CHANGE * Service: CHANGE * Seniors & Social Security: CHANGE * Technology: CHANGE * Use of the "N-word" in Mike Tyson's Punch Out: DON'T CHANGE * Veterans: CHANGE To sum up Obama's entire political ideals; He is a black guy asking for change (homeless, eh?). Given his plans for increased spending, Obama is surprisingly not very miserly (I'll be glad to post my real word for this, it rhymes with "biggerdly" Edited June 8, 2008 by LegalSmash Link to comment
Psyche Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 3343 Joined: 06/03/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 Obama Principles * American principles: CHANGE * Civil rights: CHANGE * Disabilities: CHANGE * Economy: CHANGE * Education: CHANGE * Energy & Environment: CHANGE * Ethics: CHANGE * Family: CHANGE * Fiscal: CHANGE * Foreign Policy: CHANGE * Gun Control: CHANGE * Health care: CHANGE * Homeland Security: CHANGE * Immigration: CHANGE * Iraq: CHANGE * Political Experience : CHANGE * Poverty: CHANGE * Prostitution: CHANGE * Rural: CHANGE * Service: CHANGE * Seniors & Social Security: CHANGE * Technology: CHANGE * Use of the "N-word" in Mike Tyson's Punch Out: DON'T CHANGE * Veterans: CHANGE To sum up Obama's entire political ideals; He is a black guy asking for change. Given his plans for increased spending, Obama is surprisingly not very "stingy, miserly, to sum up the idea best, niggardly. GENERAL PUBLIC: HEY BARACK WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DU BOUT THE N WARD IN MIKE TYSON PUNCH OUT GAME LOL. BARACK: WE AINT CHANGIN THAT SHIT. GENERAL PUBLIC: OH MY GOD HE'S SUCH AN INSPIR- Wait what? Link to comment
Lemmings19 Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 180 Joined: 03/26/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 To sum up Obama's entire political ideals; He is a black guy asking for change (homeless, eh?). kBqiee2RM60 Change? Spare some change? Yes, coins. They just mean they are going to provide more coins. Your new pay cheques will consist entirely of change. That is how much change they are going to bring to America. Link to comment
Tcp-Kill Posted June 8, 2008 Content Count: 5007 Joined: 04/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 8, 2008 Repeat you're wrong It's all MY MILK! I OWN THE WORLD!! I OWN THE WORLDS MILK! Link to comment
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