Choosing a new Android Phone

[Psyche]

I'm tired of my iphone 5, and I don't really give a shit about the new iOS 8 features to get a new iphone. I've been looking at new android phones, and I don't know what to get. I haven't gotten an android phone since the first android, so I am out of the loop on what is good and whats shit.

 

Features I give a shit about;

good battery life

good camera

responsive UI

UI that doesn't look cluttered and shitty

will be constantly updated to newest android version, and won't get dropped 2 months after release (fuck you samsung)

removable memory

removable battery would be nice but it isn't so much of a necessity

 

things i don't give a shit about in a phone;

gimmick features ill only use once, and arent useful at all (why the fuck would i need a heart rate scanner on my phone samsung)

good speakers

good front facing camera, im ugly so it doesnt matter

 

things i absolutely don't want on a phone;

a huge screen, a big screen means a big phone, which is annoying as fuck. Anything lower than 5in is fine, anything bigger than 5.5in is retarded.

shit battery life, if the phone can get through the day with moderate use, then thats fine.

 

I have been leaning toward three specific phones being the LG G3, HTC One M8 and the Nexus 5. If anyone has any other suggestions for android phones or reasoning to pick one over the other, I would very much like to hear your input.

[Wertles]

[Zorg]

Galaxy s4 mini has been doing good for me have had it for around 1 year now and still nothing is wrong with it and it works great!

Specs:

Screen: 4.90” (H) x 2.41” (W) x 0.35” (D) inches

 

Operating System

Android 4.4.2, KitKat

 

8MP Rear–facing camera, AP with LED Flash, Full HD

1.9MP Front–facing camera, 720p

 

Wi–Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n(2.4GHz/5GHz)

 

Memory / Processor

Memory: 16GB internal (formatted capacity less); 1.5GB RAM

Supports 64GB microSD card

Processor: 1.7GHz Dual–Core

 

Battery

Battery: Standard 1900 mAh Lithium Ion

Usage: Up to 18 hours (frequent use)

Standby Time: Up to 8.3 days

[Wertles]

It has really nice battery life, like you wanted, Psyche.

 

 

 

i love you chris

[Anguish]

Anything lower than 5in is fine, anything bigger than 5.5in is retarded.

 

hue

[Wawa]

But...but...you can make/take phone calls on your Mac when it senses your iPhone nearby!

[Zorg]

huehue

[Spyder]

 

ring ring mother fucker

 

this is why I jailbroke my i5. Because I can do whatever the fuck I want with it and make iOS8 look like my shit after I eat Taco Bell.

 

I can do this too

 

[Harpr33t]

http://www.htc.com/us/smartphones/htc-one-m8/

Best Andriod Of the year and has the best andriod ui

[Psyche]

hue

 

thanks for the mystery skins