Booty Giveaway

[Dirk]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booty_(video_game)

that is not what he is giving away

[Banana Joe]

no booty

0/10

[eXtr3m3]

 

 

I'm assuming this is what he's giving away.

 

 

 

A real booty sounds better though

[nick]

this is a giveaway right

[Vick]

I wanna win a booty

[Nuclear Onion]

Dis thread needs a booty of some kind

[Bowie Sensei]

just fyi so far none of you are getting the game lol

[Jake]

There once was a boy named turtle. Turtle dreamed of having 'dat booty' and prayed to lord Gaben day after day. Turtle said night after night "Please lord Gaben bless me with the booty". Turtle prayed for years and years.... Lord Gaben never responded... Until today...

[Octa]

Once upon a time, there lived a booty. This booty was so god damn fine that it exploded and it rained booty for weeks to come. The flood of booty overcame the earth, and all of mankind was drowned. Everyone died happy.

[shoiep]

Well, I'm bored and free game so here goes.

 

BOOTY ISLAND

 

Our journey begins with a rather trivial adventurer. His name was.. well.. his name is not very important to be completely honest. Just know that he was an adventurer. Being an adventurer, he sought after grandeur. There were many things that he lusted for. In particular, he very much so liked treasure. But, not just any kind of treasure could satiate his lustful desire. What he wanted was.. the booty.

 

Oh how he craved the bodacious allure of that sweet, sweet booty. A fortnight before, he had contemplated about finally beginning his search for it. Now in possession of what he required to begin such a journey, his sails gaily unfurled with the help of the wind. I'm coming for that booty he thought. I'm coming for that booty..

 

Weeks had passed since he had begun the endeavor. He saw it apt that he navigated the ship on his own. The adventurer believed that only his senses alone could steer them in the correct path toward that oh-so very sweet booty. As time and time went, the ship's crew began to lose faith in the poor sodomite. We've been at this for weeks. None of the seeds of labor we have sown show any indication of sprouting. They collectively thought this very thought and knew it was time for action. That night when the adventurer wasn't paying the crew any attention, they leapt into a fair sized boat able to fit many of them and left for their homes.

 

The adventurer soon gave notice. "Where are you going!? The booty is so near! I can feel it in my knickerbockers! Why have you forsaken me, men?" It was too late unfortunately. The men were too far out of reach.. too far out of sight.. too far..

 

The adventurer thought to himself. Had he gone mad? Were his actions in vain? Was his lust far too powerful for his own good? He began to laugh hysterically. The laugh slowly transitioned into soft mellow crying. The adventurer now crawled onto his side into the fetal position. He weapt and weapt and did not stop.

 

Suddenly and unexpectedly, the hull of the ship had hit something. It can't be! At first, he thought his mind played tricks on him. Just the hysteria doing its thing. He soon came to realize that this was no hallucination. He really did hit land. The adventurer now on his feet, stared at it. It was the lost and forgotten Booty Island! He had found it! He rushed towards the front of the ship and leapt off onto the gritty sand. There underneath two trees lay a finely-crafted wooden chest. His hands reached for it. He could not contain his excitement. He began to slowly open the chest.

 

Oh, so very slowly.

 

He very..

 

slowly..

 

opened it..

 

and..

 

 

BOO!!1! A SPOOKY SKELETON JUMPED OUT!!!11!1!!!