THE OFFICIAL SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL THREAD!

[Hazardous]

How do you make fully functioning flashbombs again? And will USPS mind shipping them for me?

 

stop futt bucking the thread and pm him if you want to know

[AppleShark]

To Prove: Super Smash Brothers Fails

 

Proof: Super Smash Brothers only available on Nintendo "consoles"

Those who play Super Smash Brothers = Those who own said "consoles"

Nintendo fan boys = Fail

Therefore, Super Smash Brothers = Fail

 

Q.E.D.

[Hazardous]

To Prove: Super Smash Brothers Fails

 

Proof: Super Smash Brothers only available on Nintendo "consoles"

Those who play Super Smash Brothers = Those who own said "consoles"

Nintendo fan boys = Fail

Therefore, Super Smash Brothers = Fail

 

Q.E.D.

 

so you've never played the game huh?

[Hazardous]

Flamers are NOT welcome.

[Shadowex3]

They probably will, and all it is a sealable container, i.e. a paintcan, with some electrical tape around the lid, full of magnesium powder with a lightable dummy fuse (through the lid), and a small crater-maker to ensure the powder is airborn as it ignites.

 

Magnesium nowadays is piss-easy to obtain. On eBay there's a chemical/medicinal section or something. Most crude explosive components you'd be able to make easily.

 

Buy 'The Anarchist Cookbook', tbh. The paperback nowadays goes for about £5 (~$10).

 

EDIT: No, wait, I think it's still banned in the US. Not sure.

 

If you're going to go through all that trouble you'd be better off just buying something aluminum and some iron wool from Home Depot. Grind up the aluminum and turn the wool into iron rust and mix that in with the aluminum powder. Small magnesium ribbon lit with a blowtorch will act as a fuse for your homemade thermite, which will easily burn both hot enough to turn someone into a colored spot on the ground and also bright enough (with enough hard UV coming out from the burning metal) to make anyone watching it without the right filter go blind.

 

Ofc for the fbi's benefit i only know this because my chemistry teacher was a crazy ex-navy dude and i have a friend who's going to be cutting metal to make an ultralight >P

[Hazardous]

If you're going to go through all that trouble you'd be better off just buying something aluminum and some iron wool from Home Depot. Grind up the aluminum and turn the wool into iron rust and mix that in with the aluminum powder. Small magnesium ribbon lit with a blowtorch will act as a fuse for your homemade thermite, which will easily burn both hot enough to turn someone into a colored spot on the ground and also bright enough (with enough hard UV coming out from the burning metal) to make anyone watching it without the right filter go blind.

 

Ofc for the fbi's benefit i only know this because my chemistry teacher was a crazy ex-navy dude and i have a friend who's going to be cutting metal to make an ultralight >P

 

srsly gtfo teh thread

[AppleShark]

so you've never played the game huh?

I played it on the N64 and can't say i was blown away even then, when I had a passion for all things Nintendo (especially Pokemon). I just don't understand:

a) Why people rave about a simplistic game that relies solely on licensing

and

b) How these people can play realistic games like CS:S etc. and then spend an hour swinging their Wiimote around the living room, in control of a fluffy little pink ball or something similar.

[Hazardous]

I played it on the N64 and can't say i was blown away even then, when I had a passion for all things Nintendo (especially Pokemon). I just don't understand:

a) Why people rave about a simplistic game that relies solely on licensing

and

b) How these people can play realistic games like CS:S etc. and then spend an hour swinging their Wiimote around the living room, in control of a fluffy little pink ball or something similar.

 

so you've never played BRAWL huh?

[Lux]

I agree with appleshark.

 

Hazardous no need to get defensive about this game, because to be honest it is a "meh" game.

 

I could see multiplayer or online (if it even has it???) being reasonably fun for a small period of time but fighting in a small arena, finger mashing with stupid characters and moves isn't what impresses me.

 

And yes...I have played brawl.

[BOOWY]

To give the story mode credit, it is pretty good. Certainly much better than what was in Melee. It gave me that big goofy nostalgic grin when I watched some of the cut scenes.