Gumpy Posted June 27, 2008 Content Count: 1141 Joined: 07/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted June 27, 2008 The greatest wall of text in existence. Link to comment
Soviet1 Posted June 27, 2008 Content Count: 331 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted June 27, 2008 *puts on wizard robe and hat* I fucking love how much of an asshole he is. "You look like the farm fresh guy" "You look like you ate the farm fresh guy" Best Text ever typed on the internet. Link to comment
Paladin Posted June 28, 2008 Content Count: 1285 Joined: 08/08/07 Status: Offline Share Posted June 28, 2008 (edited) Posting things off of bash Hey Mike what? Pussy. er? Pussy. and? Pussy. ... Pussy. i dont get it AND YOU NEVER WILL. bastard *** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud' * Anubis has joined #doghouse what fraud? You haven't heard about it? no? You can read the full story at tubgirl link omg wtf! *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud' Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me?! Yes you! Couldn't be! Then WHO?!! Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch) so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet all the stalls were occupied lol bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there's this guy in there taking a shit hahahahahaha and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: ) I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. It said my password wasn't long enough. ITS RAVEN Edited June 28, 2008 by Paladin Link to comment
Gumpy Posted February 21, 2009 Content Count: 1141 Joined: 07/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 21, 2009 BUMP. Link to comment
Hazardous Posted April 7, 2009 Content Count: 2132 Joined: 06/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 7, 2009 (edited) you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT the Trix rabbit, for example I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" NO. I'd be thinking "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big not me I don't even EAT breakfast nomore I mean, I eat when I get up but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money don't give me that shit. Back to stupid cereal mascots... Lucky Charms. FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? C'mon now, Lucky. I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. "They're after me Lucky Charms!" .... KILL THEM, BITCH! I dunno why I went off on this rant here it's just always bothered me. ------------------------------------ : Best suicide plan ever : what is it? : you go up to the top of a roof : string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level : tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched : then you put super glue on your hands : and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head : then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows : when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. : And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. : i dont think i can be your friend anymor ---------------------------------------- there was this one time I was wanking to porn... ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like" and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial" Edited April 7, 2009 by Hazardous Link to comment
Slavic Posted April 7, 2009 Content Count: 1938 Joined: 09/15/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 7, 2009 ------------------------------------ : Best suicide plan ever : what is it? : you go up to the top of a roof : string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level : tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched : then you put super glue on your hands : and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head : then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows : when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. : And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. : i dont think i can be your friend anymor lol reminds me of this Link to comment
Jazz Posted April 7, 2009 Content Count: 4980 Joined: 06/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 7, 2009 Epic BUMP!!! Blank & LitKey is innn Link to comment
Acessed Posted April 7, 2009 Content Count: 680 Joined: 04/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted April 7, 2009 I Actually spent like 20 mins siting here reading through all of that one word to describe it.. ROFL Link to comment
SpEeD Posted April 8, 2009 Content Count: 1088 Joined: 06/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 8, 2009 I Actually spent like 20 mins siting here reading through all of that one word to describe it.. ROFL same. Link to comment
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