Wawa Posted August 4, 2015 Content Count: 3740 Joined: 05/21/12 Status: Offline Share Posted August 4, 2015 What candy would win in a fight, and with what other candy would they win against? I think Sour Patch Kids would take down Mike & Ike. Mike & Ike are a bunch of pussies, and the Sour Patch Kids would show no mercy against them. I mean, they're kids who were raised in a sour patch for fucks sake, how would you feel if you spent your entire childhood in a sour patch? Link to comment
Goku Posted August 4, 2015 Content Count: 2589 Joined: 02/05/12 Status: Offline Share Posted August 4, 2015 What candy would win in a fight, and with what other candy would they win against? I think Sour Patch Kids would take down Mike & Ike. Mike & Ike are a bunch of pussies, and the Sour Patch Kids would show no mercy against them. I mean, they're kids who were raised in a sour patch for fucks sake, how would you feel if you spent your entire childhood in a sour patch? Problem being sour patch kid would feel really bad about themselves afterwards and probably off themselves. Link to comment
phantom153 Posted August 4, 2015 Content Count: 642 Joined: 02/16/15 Status: Offline Share Posted August 4, 2015 nerds rope would strangle their opponents and they would squeeze reese's in half. Link to comment
Wawa Posted August 4, 2015 Content Count: 3740 Joined: 05/21/12 Status: Offline Share Posted August 4, 2015 nerds rope would strangle their opponents and they would squeeze reese's in half. The rope could just penetrate through the reese's cup too, that center is pretty soft. Reese's cups are like the rape victims of all candy. Link to comment
shoiep Posted August 4, 2015 Content Count: 2941 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Share Posted August 4, 2015 Gumdrops are practically bulletproof after they stale up. They'd take on anything. Link to comment
Black Rain Posted August 4, 2015 Content Count: 6759 Joined: 06/23/13 Status: Offline Share Posted August 4, 2015 Jawbreakers would just plain beat every candy up unless candy has tongues and just licks it forever. Link to comment
Frostbitten Posted August 4, 2015 Content Count: 2187 Joined: 08/11/12 Status: Offline Share Posted August 4, 2015 Warheads would obliterate Snickers. Explosive potential to destroy anything. Link to comment
johnny appleseed Posted August 5, 2015 Content Count: 219 Joined: 06/29/15 Status: Offline Share Posted August 5, 2015 Kit Kat > Twix. Twix can't handle the all mighty wafer of Kit Kats!!!! Link to comment
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