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Moar Quotes! My bad for slacking whoops

"The jihad got me while I was underground, knife the jihad." - @WilliamAshe

"You mean nerf?" - @souceboss

"Yea, nerf the jihad" - @WilliamAshe

"SG Quotes" - @souceboss

"NONONONOONONO!" - @WilliamAshe

 

"you know that awkward feeling when ur reading to a sloth and you suddently get a huge erection" - @TheUltimatePineapple

 

*DEAD* ???? Paradox: who

*DEAD* ???? Paradox: is retro

*DEAD* ???? Paradox: i only know faggot

*DEAD* ???? Paradox: don't quote me on that

@Paradox @R3TROATTACK

 

"My fingers just amazed me" - @nickpaizi pls

"Rock solid dick hard" - @Leon Mordecai

"ima go play 1 more round then read futa doujins" - @Paradox

"mine naemyl is msiley and i walk of f eabuldings" - @Burger whilst drunk

"who cares about the ppl" - @Vick

"oh 15 thats fine" - @Eskomo whilst talking about Milk's 15 year old sister.

"Your head makes a good dildo" - @Evol

"I feel like a yo-yo" - @DangerCallz

"tickle your pickle till the cream starts to trickle?" - @Paradox

"he's a cute little bitch that you would fuck" - @Burger, talking about @Korean Ninja

"if I fucked korean, he would be at the bottom" - @Burger

 

Luke/Michelle on kinky shit

 

 

[sG] Luke: You're a fat fuck

michellec: you know

michellec: what

michellec: im bannign you

michellec: see

michellec: like i dont really care lmao

[sG] Luke: uhm...

[sG] Luke: that's a bit too kinky

[sG] Luke: lol

[sG] Luke: If I come to you

[sG] Luke: and say

[sG] Luke: I'm banging you

michellec: what

[sG] Luke: what?

michellec: I SAID

michellec: BANNING

michellec: YOU FUCK

[sG] Luke: BANNING

[sG] Luke: OH

[sG] Luke: SHIT

[sG] Luke: LOL

 

 

 

"I don't white knight" - @Luke

 

"WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME" - @smiley at a competitive game thinking the enemy was @Bread

"Smiley, look up" - @Black Rain

"Wat I see my ceiling" - @smiley

 

On T side for inferno:

"Smiley, go defuse the bomb" - @nickpaizi

"Wait..." *she looks at the bomb for a good 2 seconds* "WHYYYYYY" @smiley

 

"i like being a badmin" - @Stunningjam

""Underage is best age" - @MyHobos

"I think this is a dude on tinder" "actually this dude is kinda hot" "I'm just going to like it" - @Caution

"these quotes are bad you should feel bad" - @Ms. Blargh

 

"What's your web browser?" - @Goku

"Bing" - @batterykiller00

"Why are you using...nevermind, that's a search engine. What's your web browser?" - @Goku

"Internet explorer" - @batterykiller00

 

"GOKU BROKE MEEEEE" - @Ahoy

 

 

"How am I a gun whore?" - @Ahoy

"It said Gun Hoarder" - @Metal

 

[28/03, 19:27] Senpai : onion wants someone to approve my app so he can hear me say hi

[28/03, 19:28] Black Rain : More like you won't do it nerd

[28/03, 19:28] Black Rain : You're gonna pull a Bread @Black Rain @Bread

 

"it's bad luck to have potato in your name, it will make you donate lots of money to SG and step down in rank a lot" - @Wawa

 

"you should finger her" - @Stunningjam whilst talking about my sister

"Stunningjam": milk if you ever get horny

"Stunningjam": slip a finger while she sleeps

"Stunningjam": milk is blood pouring out your vagina?

"Stunningjam": get ur sister in the shower too

 

"kick @Nuclear Onion for being a weeaboo virgin" - some random guy in comp

"I'm joining the dark side, I am officially a weeb" - @xDoodles

 

"Yeah, yeah nah, scream-scream on site when the bomb is right in front of my face. No yeah, SCREAM FIVE TIMES" - @Nuclear Onion

http://plays.tv/video/56fb1105983357869e/onion-raging?from=user

 

"There's people out there that cannot breathe and you are just sitting there wasting breath" - @Goku

http://plays.tv/video/56fb3b8eb845d6fa2b

 

"but I think we're running sha2 with salt" - @Pan32

 

"5:44 PM - [sG] Strawbz: im not saying your mom is a slut

5:44 PM - [sG] Strawbz: but when she gave birth to you

5:44 PM - [sG] Strawbz: she slid you in and out a few times"

@Strawberry

 

"Gotta love that dick"- @WilliamAshe

"THERE'S 8 PEOPLE, FUCK ME THERE'S ONLY 1 PERSON HOLY SHIT" - @WickedZealot in tinychat

@Bread, why don't you look at me when we make love?" - @Mr.Trololo

"I'M NOT SURI" - @Suricata

"You gotta fill those holes" - @Suricata

"might as well kill all women and reproduce with plants" - @Burger

"poke retro with this "you're a whore, you're moms a whore" - @xDoodles

"your a fuking nurd" - @xDoodles

 

"Senpai": i clicked the rabit link

"Senpai": and i start hearing this moaning sounds

"Senpai": >.>

@Senpai

 

"let me pee on your body" - @xDoodles

"twink wise" - @Stunningjam

 

"stomp on my face" - @marymurder

"can i sit on it?" - @Ahoy

 

"i'd be more scared of @Ahoy than @Metal" - @Stunningjam

"Mary you look attractive... for a chubby girl" - @XeNo talking about @marymurder

"I WILL FUCKING SHOVE MY FIST SO HARD UP YOUR ASS, YOU WILL CRY" - @Black Rain

"imma punish that cokc" - @European Master Race

"Boku no Euro" - @TheUltimatePineapple

"Tip of the day don't sit on your foot" - @Nuclear Onion

"Euro and I were banging" - @Paradox

"I'll perma-ban Nimmy for 10 keys" @R3TROATTACK

"IT'S LIKE A FORESKIN TUNNEL!" - @XeNo

''You call that aim, I call it a joke'' - @marymurder

"I want them to have sex SO BAD!" - @Paradox Talking about 11 year olds kids.

"I wanna have sex so bad" - @Paradox

 

"Doodles, come join!" - @Great White Cookie Shark

"I'm too busy cutting, marinating and eating my dog" - @xDoodles

"how did it taste? - @Bread

"like curry" - @xDoodles

 

"Fuck your asshole, burger"- @xDoodles

"Yeah, fuck it dry" - @Burger

 

"I would be talking but my teachers a bitch and wont let me play csgo in class" - @AsianJesus

"I have only one subscriber and it's my mom." - @marymurder

"SG stands for Serious Drama ok" - @Black Rain

"Oh, korean. You know just how to fucking twist my knickers" - @WickedZealot

 

"Can I get a buy?" - @batterykiller00 literally every fucking round every fucking comp

"No, fuck you" - @Goku

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" @Goku

http://plays.tv/video/5706900fe64b1b29a1/-?from=user

 

"i put cum in my fried rice" - @Stunningjam

 

"frostbitten confirmed edgy teenager" - @ShoieP

@Ahoy rubbed off on me" - @Frostbitten

 

"Milk stop dying!" -@kitteh while @ItzMiLK is "coughing up 20 dicks"

 

"I'm a feminist!" - @Intelligence

@xDoodles *gags*

 

11:08 PM - [sG] Bread: at least youre not a brony or anything

11:08 PM - [sG] Bread: right???

11:08 PM - Delirium: thats actually my fetish

"@Delirium confirmed brony, someone reject his admin app." - @Bread

 

"lukes hot

god damn

that dude

i wanna bench with him" - @souceboss

"Well that turned actually gay" - @Stunningjam

 

"i wanna watch exorcist masturbation" - @Paradox

"Michelle @Asteria), please stop flirting with the obesity." - @Zaraki

"Get more internet" - @smiley

 

"that was like a moan" - @Black Rain

"how do you moan, what the fuck?" - @XeNo

 

"Gotta look after my neighbors dog and daughter, for better rewards" - @Dominic

"I am a homo" - @Ahoy

"i just suck a lot of dick" - @Black Rain

"everyone has a sex tape" - @European Master Race

"I'm gay" - @Paradox

"I'm a weeb" - @Paradox

"i need to be a female so i can make babies" - @Korean Ninja

"Some taxi guy hollered at me when I had a pink shirt.... I think he thought I was a girl...." - @Korean Ninja

"WEEEEE!!!" - @SpikedRocker

 

"i think i trow up a bit in my mouth" - @Great White Cookie Shark

"trow" - @Asteria

"trew*" - @Great White Cookie Shark

someone please send him back to school

 

"Do you think i pay attention to you?" @R3TROATTACK to @Nuclear Onion

 

"SOMEONE IS AWPING" @smiley

"That's a scout" - some randy on TTT

"SAME SHIT" - @smiley

Everyone on server - "LOL"

 

"i'll become a hooker" - @smiley

"WE'VE BEEN DONGED" - @smiledonger @smiley)

"I like fat black dong" - @smiledonger @smiley)

 

"Ehh potato tomato" - @Caution

"...Those are two different things, Caution" - @Revenga

"Wait..." - @Caution

 

" He's kind of cute... in a non homosexual way.." - @Korean Ninja talking about @Great White Cookie Shark

" whatever you say fgt" - @Burger

 

"MY NAME IS ABDUL HABIB MOHAMMED AMIN ABDUL QUDDUS CHIRKLI" - @DangerCallz

"Frosf u wish u bad a wiafu xd" - @Nimmy Jewtron to @Frostbitten

 

"What's the male version of a waifu?" - Nuclear Onion

*Goku Starts Googling*

"Would it be husbando?" - Nuclear Onion

"According to the first article on Google, everyone is saying husbando" - @Goku @Nuclear Onion you fucking weeb.

 

"if u dont join this lobby i will start furiously masturbating until my dick hurts and my screen is covered in my aborted children" - @Elemental inviting @Stunningjam to comp.

 

2:18 AM - [sG] xDoodles: just got home

2:18 AM - [sG] xDoodles: from eating 10 tacos

A typical day in the life of @xDoodles

 

"I Just came a little bit" - @Goku

 

[16/04, 18:36] Nimmy Jewtron : Retro is still an admin. There's your paradox

[16/04, 18:36] Nimmy Jewtron : No one tell him I said he will ban me @Nimmy Jewtron @R3TROATTACK

 

"I love you" @xDoodles talking to @Black Rain

"i watch adult anime ;)" - @Toyz

"Here I thought Burger was a nice and composed guy." - @ItzMiLK about @Burger

"I have a bunch of 12 year olds down in my basement that you could join" - @Burger

 

 

 

*in comp with people*

"THIS FUCKING SLUT" - Random

"Stop calling me by my name" - @Ahoy

 

"It's my Golden Shower, back off!" - @smiley

"Oh Smiley is top fragging? Yeah, we lost." - @nickpaizi

"im kawaii desu onii chan" - @Burger

 

"if you rtv i will give you some anal poundings" - @Frostbitten

"I'm going to add that to SG quotes" - @Slaughter

"no pls" - @Frostbitten

 

"just ride on it, then get shot in the face by some fgt" - @Nuclear Onion

"stop flirting with me @smiley, I'm a tight virgin flower who is about to bloom" - @Burger

 

" I already said no to smiley, okay that doesn't mean you can have your chance" - @Burger

"What the fuck?" - @Ahoy

 

"Maybe I have an ugly person addiction. To people like you (korean). Just wanna fuck them." - @Burger

"Oh no. This map is sooo hard. Like really hard. Like it's harder than my dick, and that's really hard." - @Elemental

"out of all the guys on SG, Nino is the cutest" - @Paradox

"Here, take my golden showerrr" - @smiley

 

"NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DID YOU GUYS KEEP LETTING ME SAY GOLDEN SHOWER!!!!" - @smiley

"Wait did you not know what a golden shower was?" - @Goku

"NOOOO!!! SO GROSS" - @smiley

 

"you thanked retro's post faster than onion can masturbate" - @Prez

"I bet you rub against poles and was like 'YEAH, GREAT'" - @Nuclear Onion talking about @Luke 's first time jerking off

Im gonna slut myself - @Ahhhhhhhhhhh

"Aidesy" - @marymurder when referring to AIDS as a verb and an adjective

"If I don't know her, she's not that important." - @souceboss in regards to ANNE FRANK

" it smells like cheese farts and buttholes" - @Korean Ninja talking about his farts.

"semen doesnt taste that ba....." - @Paradox

"i love dicks up my ass!" - @Paradox

"everything arouses me nowadays" - @Paradox

 

"What's hard?" - @European Master Race

"My dick uhhhhhh" - @Paradox

 

"shoot him in the beeceps" - @Great White Cookie Shark

 

"Korean, wanna play comp?" - @Black Rain

"MA! WHEN'S DINNER?" ... "NEVER MIND." - @Korean Ninja

 

"and ofc theres a pic of koreans cute tasty looking dog" ... "OM NOMONMNOMNOMONMONOM" - @xDoodles

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