Bread's relationship advice

[Elemental]

  Bread said:

  Elemental said:

  Bread said:

  Elemental said:

bro, my girlfriend is mad at me for sacrificing her to perform satanic rituals and idk what to do now, she is a ghost and she keeps bothering me, saying shit that i dont understand, cause she was a goat, see, and i dont speak goat. pls what do I do

 

eat the goat

 

are u sure, cause i think thatll make the ghost goat just more mad at me and kill me in my sleep.

also i dont know how i feel about eating my girlfriends rotting corpse =[

 

eat it, and all will be resolved

 

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Ever since his advice, I've been living happily with my ghost goat girlfriend, she no longer haunts me and we have daily ghost sex !

[Luke]

tfw I also did this lmao

[Euro]

I asked him for relationship advice and he just said I was a ho :/ 1/10

[Nuclear Onion]

  Euro said:

I asked him for relationship advice and he just said I was a ho :/ 1/10

 

He's supposed to give advice, not facts. Terrible counselor.

[Wooper]

[Bread]

[Nuclear Onion]

  Bread said:

 

[Wooper]

[Elemental]

  Wooper said:

 

jesus christ that motherfuckers gonna give me nightmares

[BloodyKiller]

  Elemental said:

jesus christ that motherfuckers gonna give me nightmares