Mario Party Fuckery

[Nuclear Onion]

This is a story on how fucking amazing this game can be. Me and a few dorm mates are playing Mario Party 5 with a computer player. I'm Baby Bowser, my friends are Boo and Yoshi, and the computer is Mario. The game was going pretty close. Yoshi kept getting FUCKED. He dueled the computer while he had a Star and lost said star. Later on he went to buy another star and I used an item to make him lose coins so he'd just pass by said star. Later on I go on to take that star. Very late into the game, Yoshi manages to buy another star, however on this same turn, he moved one more space on a Bowser space. This space gave him a "Z star" which takes away your star. So this fuck lost another one, putting me in pretty good position. Mind you Yoshi also got two of three "Miracle" capsules, if he were to get a third capsule then he would automatically win the game.

 

Now the game ends...Bonus stars coming up boys.

 

I end up with 3 stars, Mario (bot) with 2 stars, and Yoshi and Boo both having 0 stars. I'm sitting there scared shitless, all Mario needs is to get one bonus star and he wins (unless I were to get another bonus star).

 

So the first star comes up. "Minigames Star" (Most games won)

 

The winner is...

Yoshi. So it's whatever, that's fine by me

 

 

Second star "Coins star" (Most coins at one point)

 

The winner is...

Yoshi. Thank god, not the computer. Please god don't have Mario win this next one though...

 

 

Third star "Happening star" (Most times landed on a Green ? space)

 

The winner is...please not mario

...

Oh?

There are two winners. Shit please god NOT Mario.

YOSHI AND BOO. WITHOUT ME REALIZING IT, I LOSE THE GAME, NOT TO MARIO, OH NO, BUT TO FUCKING YOSHI WHEN HE HAD NO BUISNESS BEATING ME?!?!?!?WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK???? 10/10 ign

 

 

 

 

[shoiep]

Brilliant Mario Party Shenanigans

 

Now to make an excellent segue.

 

Remember, folks; or learn it again here. You can enjoy such Mario Party shenanigans with your fellow SG memers:

 

http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=68545

 

http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=68549&p=823269&viewfull=1#post823269

 

Shameless self-promotion and also maybe an attempt to get the late night SG Mario Party games going again

[All Ts]

Won game against @shoiep purely based off the bonus stars a few months back, a fucking priceless reaction.

[Post]

Won game against @shoiep purely based off the bonus stars a few months back, a fucking priceless reaction.

 

The keyboard. fucking. warrior.

[Nuclear Onion]

Brilliant Mario Party Shenanigans

 

Now to make an excellent segue.

 

Remember, folks; or learn it again here. You can enjoy such Mario Party shenanigans with your fellow SG memers:

 

http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=68545

 

http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=68549&p=823269&viewfull=1#post823269

 

Shameless self-promotion and also maybe an attempt to get the late night SG Mario Party games going again

But doesn't it lag tho

[Four]

I'd be down to play this, seems like a fun time.

[Black Rain]

Maybe if you played as Mattime you would've won. Mattime always wins in Mario Party.

[Kurohime]

The keyboard. fucking. warrior.

 

Doesn't help that you forced us to lag half the time.

 

But doesn't it lag tho

 

Only when playing with EUs, Dolphin netplay is extremely stable.

[Nuclear Onion]

Don't open unless you read OP xd

Just want to bump this thread and say this EXACT INCIDENT happened to me last night with friends over. Me being Blooper and friend coming back with three bonus stars as Luigi. This game clearly hates me

 

 

[BlackWhite]

You sounds salty xD