Humerous encounter with children

[LegalSmash]

So, my goddaughter is next to me two days ago, and I am telling red a story, and attempting to be discrete about it.... so rather than saying "the defendant is being charged for JERKING OFF the horses in the community, i say that he was giving them reach around.... I was not aware that she was near me, and she immediately beams loudly (and annoyingly) WHATS A REACHAROUND??!?!? ABUELA??? QUE ES EL REACH AROUND?!

 

We explained it down, and she was told not to eavesdrop... jesus christ, Im not good with kids.

 

Any other funny stories like this?

[Dracula]

Lol my lil sis was watching me and some one screams "you fucking cunt ass bitch" and she like what does that mean so i was like he thinks im cool 2 days later she ses that to me in public and then i told her the truth....

[st.carlos]

lol

[Tcp-Kill]

My brother once ate an extra large pizza in one bite.

 

True story.

 

ahahaha lol.

[Crimson]

My brother once ate an extra large pizza in one bite.

 

True story.

 

I'm not gonna ask.

[Lux]

I'm quite good with kids I think. It really depends if I can be bothered or not. I am used to being around younger people because my brother and most of my cousins are younger.

 

Also I wouldn't of had this problem because my youngest cousin was already "swear knowledgable" when he was 4, thats what happens when you grow up with 5 older brothers (half on weed) and an alcoholic father.

 

Still he was cute.....He couldn't pronounce L's so he called me "Wuke" but now he fixed that problem and can't pronounce R's......my brother takes this opportunity to ask him to say his science teachers name, Mr Rankin (serious).

[PotshotPolka]

You spelled humorous wrong and you have a grammatical error (encounter*s with children)

 

 

 

-Love the Grammar Nazi.

[Lux]

You spelled humorous wrong and you have a grammatical error (encounter*s with children)

 

 

 

-Love the Grammar Nazi.

 

I will never love or salute the Grammar Nazi :glare:

[SOLANUM]

Well, my sister was apparantly listening to somone curse around her, probly my mother because she has quite a colorful vocabulary...but anyways somone guy cut her off while driving, she quietly says "....idiot" my sister apparantly heard and LOUDLY says "FUCKIN IDIOT!". I then had to explain to her thats not somthing to be said, though she still utters "damn" and "crap" everyonce in a while.

[Itch]

I was playing the "got your nose game" with my 2 year old nephew. You know the one where you pretend to take their nose and put your thumb between your fingers and pretend it's their nose.. Well my sister (his mom) walks in the room and my nephew reaches up and grabs her and yells "GOT YOUR BOOB"

 

I about died laughing.