Prison Break Orders

[All Ts]

What Prison Break order do you hate and love the most?

 

Be descriptive, maybe you'll see them on the server.

 

 

 

1. I hate one step out and face your cell, it's used on maps where there isn't even that many cell weapons and people take way too long to give orders.

 

2. I love making kids do a perfect pyramid at cell stairs/ramp for a freeday cause everyone has to participate.

 

 

Near perfect.

[melancholy]

i hate that all we do is (and i quote):

- some random opening cells order

- walk to location a

- walk to location b

- "soccer, be in goal" or "pool, be in water"

- repeat or "free-day, no roofs or ladders"

 

 

literally fight me if u think this isnt how it goes. i wanna play game or something ffs. ;c

i wanna have an objective that isnt "last the whole 3 min round" or play a game with one ct talking over 4 other cts, while at the same time the person who's "managing the game" doesnt really know what to do since its not meta to play games that kill ts, aka giving them something to do for the time.

 

god forbid we give the ts a challenge and cts, or preferably a warden, makes them do things they dont wanna do...

if we're gonna get into meta of jb, then i can compare this less to a jail and more of a preschooler daycare. except the kindergarteners have a lower iq and can kill each other.

 

tl;dr - M.JB.A.P.L.F.JB.A.N.W.G.S.S.: make jailbreak actually play like jailbreak and not walking, gun shooter simulator

 

/rant

 

 

ps. look @ the time of posting

[All Ts]

i hate that all we do is (and i quote):

- some random opening cells order

- walk to location a

- walk to location b

- "soccer, be in goal" or "pool, be in water"

- repeat or "free-day, no roofs or ladders"

 

 

literally fight me if u think this isnt how it goes. i wanna play game or something ffs. ;c

i wanna have an objective that isnt "last the whole 3 min round" or play a game with one ct talking over 4 other cts, while at the same time the person who's "managing the game" doesnt really know what to do since its not meta to play games that kill ts, aka giving them something to do for the time.

 

god forbid we give the ts a challenge and cts, or preferably a warden, makes them do things they dont wanna do...

if we're gonna get into meta of jb, then i can compare this less to a jail and more of a preschooler daycare. except the kindergarteners have a lower iq and can kill each other.

 

tl;dr - M.JB.A.P.L.F.JB.A.N.W.G.S.S.: make jailbreak actually play like jailbreak and not walking, gun shooter simulator

 

/rant

 

 

ps. look @ the time of posting

 

Thanked for the pundog.

[melancholy]

Thanked for the pundog.

 

[slalom]

My favorite orders were T orders, then they weren't allowed and then I realized how much of an ass I was for giving them lmao

For real though now.

-I hate when people say no steps out, face the back and freeze. It just farms warning shots and annoys all of the Ts.

-I hate when CTs give a freeday and restricts the area where they're all camping, this is basically a lowkey warday. Example: jb_spyvspy, the armory isnt really hard to get into, get armed and all of the CTs leave the armory by itself, go into the deathcrate secret, restrict deathcrate area, and camp for the rest of the round. This is getting around the warday rule and completely allows it.

-I love orders that the CTs and Ts both get to participate in. I don't have a specific example besides deathrun on maps. (deathgame)

-I LOVE shoot or dont shoot (deathgame) It's really fun to play.

[Ryoku]

(Lego Jail) I like to restrict certain colored bricks that make up the floor

- All Ts have a freeday, don't step on any red or blue bricks.

 

(VIP in the mix)

- Trampoline fun days

 

(Razor)

- Who can spin the most off of diving boards in pool

 

That's pretty much all of the most recent orders I can think of that I have done or seen. I think crab freedays are fun to watch as well. :^)

[Chloe Gallagher]

I hate "Crouch walk to". Just let us run there. At least don't shoot or kill when someone's finger slips off the crouch key.

[eXtr3m3]

Considering I only play CT for the hell of it sometimes and I hardly follow orders on T, I'd say whatever order that gives me an opportune moment to go down a vent, get a gun, etc.

[Juice [TRADING]]

i hate when people abuse the "freeze" command. or when they say "no jumping" to wherever you are going.

[Esoteric]

i hate that all we do is (and i quote):

- some random opening cells order

- walk to location a

- walk to location b

- "soccer, be in goal" or "pool, be in water"

- repeat or "free-day, no roofs or ladders"

 

 

literally fight me if u think this isnt how it goes. i wanna play game or something ffs. ;c

i wanna have an objective that isnt "last the whole 3 min round" or play a game with one ct talking over 4 other cts, while at the same time the person who's "managing the game" doesnt really know what to do since its not meta to play games that kill ts, aka giving them something to do for the time.

 

god forbid we give the ts a challenge and cts, or preferably a warden, makes them do things they dont wanna do...

if we're gonna get into meta of jb, then i can compare this less to a jail and more of a preschooler daycare. except the kindergarteners have a lower iq and can kill each other.

 

tl;dr - M.JB.A.P.L.F.JB.A.N.W.G.S.S.: make jailbreak actually play like jailbreak and not walking, gun shooter simulator

 

/rant

 

 

ps. look @ the time of posting

 

Was just talking to Four yesterday about how much JB has become a kindergarten class. As for Warden I don't think this is the right route to go because it will most likely make a lot of people dislike playing on CT. I just don't understand why CTs like talking about how good their breakfast was when another CT is giving orders. And I completely agree with the orders of just going place to place being boring, and sadly these are the orders I normally give when I'm not hosting a deathgame .

 

;878324']i hate when people abuse the "freeze" command. or when they say "no jumping" to wherever you are going.

 

 

The reason most CTs do this is so they can keep track of the Ts easier, however it does slow the game down immensely. Regardless it does also make it harder to rebell on T, so it isn't a terrible thing imo.