Prison Break Orders

[melancholy]

As for Warden I don't think this is the right route to go because it will most likely make a lot of people dislike playing on CT. I just don't understand why CTs like talking about how good their breakfast was when another CT is giving orders.

 

a part of that kindergarten aspect is the fact that everyone is in control, everyone is anyone which makes for shit gameplay

its like playing ttt with out a role assignment tool:

taking it out stops it from being the game, and it manages to be autistic af.

 

its like if you stopped breathing air and said that wasnt needed.

 

i just dont know how u can play jb with out the feature of warden... its not an option to take out!

[Esoteric]

a part of that kindergarten aspect is the fact that everyone is in control, everyone is anyone which makes for shit gameplay

its like playing ttt with out a role assignment tool:

taking it out stops it from being the game, and it manages to be autistic af.

 

its like if you stopped breathing air and said that wasnt needed.

 

i just dont know how u can play jb with out the feature of warden... its not an option to take out!

 

The main reason that warden is looking like it will improve the server the longer time goes on is, at least in my opinion, because of the amount of younger kids we have joining our server. I'm not saying its bad because of all the young kids, as I am one ;P, but they just tend to use their mic... a lot. I'm not saying trying warden would be terrible however I feel like it wont prove as usefull as we thought.

[SL4DE]

+LOVE

• Giving Prisoners "Jobs" that forces them to roleplay. "Prisoner 1, you are a doctor now, stay in medic and diagnose Prisoner B" "Hey Faglord69, you're a lifegaurd now, stay in pool and make sure no one drowns." You usually don't have to shoot anyone because they are having fun PLAYING THE GAME.
  
• Team Based Exercises: Instead of shooting someone who fucks up, you make the entire group do it again. Force everyone to do 10 squats every fuck up, and you have a military prison. Roleplay at it's finest.
  
• Non-Meta Deathgames: Old school shit like Trivia, Horse, Rap Battle, and Map death games that are rarely/never used.
  
• Shooting anyone in the head that doesn't follow your order to the teeth, forcing any deathgame the warden fancies, and admins CT restricting anyone who freekills for at least 10 rounds. Is that 2008 calling?
  
• Someone tarnishing your name? or perhaps engaging in cowardly banter like the scoundrels they are? Challenge them to a duel in the knife arena, and honorably slay your enemies with the entire server witnessing the glory! Or, at least you'll entertain the server for a few moments.
  

 

 

+HATE

• "CROUTCHWALK TO X" then proceeds to warning shoot anyone that jumps, the children scream for justice, but all they are rewarded with is a "NO JUMPING". The children clutch their bullet wounds, tears flowing freely, with teeth grit, and a cry of a banshee, they reply "BUT YOU SAID NO JUMPING" enraged at simple words, the cancer spreads, effecting all within the server. There is no escape, only agony unrelenting.
  
• Any order that is given that keeps T's in one place for an extended amount of time. This usually occurs when people argue, but it happens nonetheless. A players shouldn't need to chime in every time two people of opposite sides argue to keep the game flowing smoothly.
  
• "ALL TEEZ ALL TEEZ ALL TEEZ UUUUUUUUUUUUR GUNNA TAKE WUUUUUUUUN STHEP OUTTA UR CELL, FFFFFACE UR CELL, AAAAAAND FUHREEZE"
  
• Any time a CT orders an entire T side to go into isolation, or an isolated area. Seriously. Let's all try to jam an entire prison into one room with no collision. Not only will it take 3 minutes, but it will take longer when a T kills a CT from within isolation. God forbid that the door closes, or the door button is CT side activated only, or you can shoot through the walls. It's just a bad idea, and a huge waste of time. Do not do this without good reason.
  

 

TL;DR New and original orders are welcome, stop doing the same shit every round.

 

[shoiep]

Always hate:

 

- One step out and "X"

- Crouch walk to "X"

- Go to isolation

 

 

One of my favorite orders I've ever given (was back in CS:S on either VIP or razor):

 

>Join CT

"Alright, everybody, today we're going to try something a bit different."

"First person to type "QUACK" in chat will be the mama duck."

>Fishey manages to type quack in chat first

"Alright, Fishey is now the mama duck. Every other T is now a duckling. All of you ducks will now go to pool. Please follow your mama duck."

>Fishey crouch walking towards pool.

>All the other Ts are actually following Fishey crouching behind him heading to pool in a single file line.

>People saying "QUACK" in chat and over voice.

>Entire server is filled with quacking noises.

>Successfully turned the T team into ducks.

>Get sniped by Stalin (or Tristan or some other lilshit) who was hiding.

>Mama duck is falling out of line.

>Ducklings are scattering as mama duck crouches alone in the open.

>Ducklings quacking and killing CTs.

>Mama duck quacking and watching her children murder CTs left and right.

 

Never forget.

[Vy]

no one agrees on anything.

[Reid99]

I pretty much hate any sort of orders that involve "go to pool/soccer, be in water/be on pitch" because it's so overdone.

Another one I hate is "crouch walk to this location" usually it's faster just to shift walk there and I don't see why we need to do it tbh.

 

 

Orders I like are where usually it's a fun day, like a deathgame that I enjoy like Dodge Course, and I enjoy activities like Surf/Bhop.