Josh Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 834 Joined: 02/16/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 whoops yes on 7, no to 4 and 2. 1 is supposed to be: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? For number one, the carny wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper. Link to comment
Lux Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 1.A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? 2.A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Oh yes and to sandstorm number 4 is a stamp ^^ Edited August 9, 2008 by Lux Link to comment
Hazardous Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 2132 Joined: 06/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? Oh yes and to sandstorm number 4 is a stamp ^^ He said "My Kingdom is not of this world." You see the man was indeed Super Mario himself. The Judge decided to let him warp to his own world and Mario made his exit at the nearest green pipe. Link to comment
Sandstorm Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 602 Joined: 08/07/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? Oh yes and to sandstorm number 4 is a stamp ^^ he said you will sentence me to 6 years Link to comment
XeNo Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 6466 Joined: 07/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 1.A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? 2.A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Oh yes and to sandstorm number 4 is a stamp ^^ 1. He asked a question. 2. She was playing Garry's Mod with him. Link to comment
Lux Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 Er Sandstorm was right, but no she wasn't playing Gmod. I really don't get Gmod its just random...... Link to comment
Josh Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 834 Joined: 02/16/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 She is a photographer? He has godmode? Link to comment
Sandstorm Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 602 Joined: 08/07/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 Er Sandstorm was right, but no she wasn't playing Gmod. I really don't get Gmod its just random...... im just good She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry. Link to comment
Daze Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 6741 Joined: 06/10/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 2.A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Oh yes and to sandstorm number 4 is a stamp ^^ She takes a picture of him? shoots the picture developes it under water (not too sure) hangs it up to dry? Link to comment
XeNo Posted August 9, 2008 Content Count: 6466 Joined: 07/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 9, 2008 If it's a photograph verge gets the answer in my opinion. =P Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Reply to Thread
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now