Riddles

[Itch]

Anyway, another riddle.

 

If you lie to me, I'll kill you with my knife.

If you tell me the truth, I'll kill you with my gun.

What do you have to say to stay alive?

 

 

Nothing!

[Daze]

Nothing!

 

theres that and you could say something which is neither lying or telling the truth, for example..saying "Hi"

[Marquis Posa]

If you lie to me, I'll kill you with my knife.

If you tell me the truth, I'll kill you with my gun.

What do you have to say to stay alive?

i would say "you will kill me with your knife"

[Itch]

As for "If you lie to me, I'll kill you with my knife.

If you tell me the truth, I'll kill you with my gun.

What do you have to say to stay alive?"

 

I'd say "Does your gun have bullets in it?"

 

I'm pretty sure I could still kill someone with a gun & not need the bullets.

[Daze]

or ask them a question as its neither lying or telling the truth.

 

bit of a stupid riddle

[Daze]

Then why use it to pistolwhip if you have a knife?

 

you making a riddle out of a riddle?

[Omar]

How does that qualify for 'Pwn'?

 

That's like

 

"lol toast"

 

"no, u noob, bread"

 

"OH SNAP!"

 

As for "If you lie to me, I'll kill you with my knife.

If you tell me the truth, I'll kill you with my gun.

What do you have to say to stay alive?"

 

I'd say "Does your gun have bullets in it?"

 

Ok then its not Perfectly own its just own.. or luck own.. nah nevermind.

[H.Blade]

I would say "Everything I say is a lie."

[Sandstorm]

The more you take,

the more you leave behind.

What are they?

[Sandstorm]

mm sorry its hard to read all nine pages. lol ima go back and read em all now

 

 

EDIT: Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?