Spartan Posted August 14, 2008 Content Count: 4550 Joined: 06/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2008 I think I know how this happened. An American tourist arrived in Tiananmen Square to watch the Olympics. He parked his giant SUV on the curb and was arrested by some cocky policeman. He missed the opening ceremony, and his wife hates him. On his way back to the stadium, a Chinese homeless person attacked him and stole all his money. If things couldn't get any worse, the Russian Mafia kidnapped his wife while he was going into the stadium. He couldn't do anything, so he decided to watch the games. He didn't mind any of it, of course, because he's a FUCKYEAH American, and so he sat down and watched the gymnastics. BUT GUESS WHAT? When he sat down he was astonished to find that there WERE NO HOTDOGS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OHHH THE PAIN. This was it, he was seething with anger. This took the piss. HOW DARE THEY? And so, after he punched a few people and threw a few chairs he looked at the Chinese gymnasts and rang up an old journalist friend and decided TO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING PAYBACK ON THOSE CHINESE NO-HOTDOG BASTARDS. And so this is the situation we are in. Any questions? what did they do with his wife? Link to comment
Josh Posted August 14, 2008 Content Count: 834 Joined: 02/16/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2008 I think I know how this happened. An American tourist arrived in Tiananmen Square to watch the Olympics. He parked his giant SUV on the curb and was arrested by some cocky policeman. He missed the opening ceremony, and his wife hates him. On his way back to the stadium, a Chinese homeless person attacked him and stole all his money. If things couldn't get any worse, the Russian Mafia kidnapped his wife while he was going into the stadium. He couldn't do anything, so he decided to watch the games. He didn't mind any of it, of course, because he's a FUCKYEAH American, and so he sat down and watched the gymnastics. BUT GUESS WHAT? When he sat down he was astonished to find that there WERE NO HOTDOGS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OHHH THE PAIN. This was it, he was seething with anger. This took the piss. HOW DARE THEY? And so, after he punched a few people and threw a few chairs he looked at the Chinese gymnasts and rang up an old journalist friend and decided TO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING PAYBACK ON THOSE CHINESE NO-HOTDOG BASTARDS. And so this is the situation we are in. Any questions?America, FUCK YEAH! Link to comment
MasterkennyG Posted August 14, 2008 Content Count: 1011 Joined: 05/14/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) its all bullshit china will do anything too win and it shows how fucked up they are when they called out one of the girls on chinas team to play . the reporters had an interview with her and found out that she was begging her parents to let her stop doing the gernastics . and they refused. china is fucked up Edited August 14, 2008 by MasterkennyG Link to comment
Spartan Posted August 14, 2008 Content Count: 4550 Joined: 06/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2008 did she want to watch anime instead? Link to comment
Red Posted August 14, 2008 Content Count: 6559 Joined: 03/14/07 Status: Offline Share Posted August 14, 2008 I they really cheated, that will make a very bad image of China - the hoster - what they don't want to. How much worse can it get Link to comment
suricruise Posted August 15, 2008 Content Count: 4354 Joined: 12/24/07 Status: Offline Share Posted August 15, 2008 I think I know how this happened. An American tourist arrived in Tiananmen Square to watch the Olympics. He parked his giant SUV on the curb and was arrested by some cocky policeman. He missed the opening ceremony, and his wife hates him. On his way back to the stadium, a Chinese homeless person attacked him and stole all his money. If things couldn't get any worse, the Russian Mafia kidnapped his wife while he was going into the stadium. He couldn't do anything, so he decided to watch the games. He didn't mind any of it, of course, because he's a FUCKYEAH American, and so he sat down and watched the gymnastics. BUT GUESS WHAT? When he sat down he was astonished to find that there WERE NO HOTDOGS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OHHH THE PAIN. This was it, he was seething with anger. This took the piss. HOW DARE THEY? And so, after he punched a few people and threw a few chairs he looked at the Chinese gymnasts and rang up an old journalist friend and decided TO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING PAYBACK ON THOSE CHINESE NO-HOTDOG BASTARDS. And so this is the situation we are in. Any questions? Come on Havok just come out and say it. You hate AMERICA!!! Link to comment
Toxin Posted August 15, 2008 Content Count: 2115 Joined: 05/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 15, 2008 Okay, Olympic 2008 in Beijing in fail. I the events that happened 2 years ago in Germany much more than that. Link to comment
Itch Posted August 15, 2008 Content Count: 3440 Joined: 12/12/07 Status: Offline Share Posted August 15, 2008 This took the piss. HOW DARE THEY? Indeed .. HOW DARE THEY! Link to comment
cOff- Posted August 15, 2008 Content Count: 111 Joined: 07/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted August 15, 2008 If they really cheated, that will mage a very bad image of China - the hoster - what they don't want to. Eventhough if she is thirteen, the media will never find out because she is 100% protected by the Chinese government. True, who the hell suggested they cheated ? Link to comment
Red Posted August 15, 2008 Content Count: 6559 Joined: 03/14/07 Status: Offline Share Posted August 15, 2008 No, I hate the US. Saying I hate America could offend people in South America and I've nothing against them. But you love our games and internets:thumbup: Link to comment
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