How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Sgt_Church]

Doubles got pwnt by Keeper's bump, Keeper You Win

[Ganzta]

  Sgt_Church said:

Doubles got pwnt by Keeper's bump, Keeper You Win

 

and church is dumbass because keeper did not bump it

[Runski]

Does that mean that we have to wait ANOTHER 6 MONTHS?

[DoubleSb]

  Runski said:

Does that mean that we have to wait ANOTHER 6 MONTHS?

 

YES.

[Omar]

  Doublesb said:

YES.

 

OMFG FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo :'(

[DoubleSb]

  HighSky said:

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been

changed.

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the

light bulb could have been changed differently.

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

 

1 to move it to the Lighting section.

 

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section.

 

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

 

5 to flame the spell checkers.

 

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6

to condemn those 6 as stupid.

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light

bulb" is perfectly correct.

 

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take

this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

 

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light

bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

 

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where

to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for

this technique and what brands are faulty.

 

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

 

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected URL's.

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to

this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

 

5 people to hotlink to pictures of lightbulbs hosted on geocities.

 

6 people to complain about dead images.

 

3 people to tell them to right click the image and copy the URL into

another window.

 

13 to read all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including

all headers, images and signatures, and add "I agree".

 

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they

cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

 

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about

light bulbs".

 

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and

start it all over again.

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  MasterkennyG said:

1?

 

  PotshotPolka said:

*Page saved in favorites to be recalled in six months*

 

  Havok said:

I'm one of the sixth and eighth down.

 

  AppleShark said:

LOL.

 

Post whores were apparently not included.

 

  Sandstorm said:

no,

1 post for a pic of long cat

4 posts quoting that post..

 

  Loganator456 said:

Haha, even though this is a little old it is still funny...

 

  Shadowex3 said:

Depends on if they're an admin or not. If they are they can just hold the lightbulb up and wait for the room to revolve around them >P

 

  PotshotPolka said:

Fuck! I deleted this from favorites.

 

  Eldest said:

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

 

  trakaill said:

+rep for remembering!!!!! That was awesome!!!!

 

  Luxz0rz said:

What happened to 1 posting http://www.lightbulbs.com and it ends up going to rickroll?

 

  SpEeD said:

http://tinyurl.com/avbgge

 

  Jaffa said:

you missed:

 

21 to QQ over why they were not informed that the lightbulb was changed

 

  Frostbyte said:

Also, 24 to bitch about the color of the lightbulb, and that their rights were taken away by a board of higher powers.

 

  Modgers1 said:

That was pretty funny, I must say.

 

-Modgers

 

  Maxwelldon said:

Epic win Thread !

 

 

 

It's still comning but hey! Let's repeat and do that link over again since it's spelled so sexy!

 

 

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  Creeping Death said:

im always like to bring back old posts

 

  Ganzta said:

now we must wait for another six months

 

  Italian Jew said:

Took my idea...

 

  Matt said:

I agree.

 

  Doctordan said:

140,000,000 webpages for light bulb

 

  Maxwelldon said:

qft!

 

  XeNo said:

None of them bothered to ask what the light bulb was for? Lamp, ceiling fixture, porch light?

 

And the answer is:

(192*x)+x

 

Where x is the amount of times said poster revives the thread.

 

  ReneGade said:

Anyone bothered to actually do the math and figure out the count?

 

  Doctordan said:

lightbulbs are enviromentally unsafe that casue globalwarming and fill oir land fills lol

 

  Havok said:

Nice bump.

 

  Matt said:

The forum is getting so crowded a thread can die in less then a day, and the bump can actually be considered one.

 

  Demented said:

Answer: 160,009 Members?

 

Lol.

 

  Ganzta said:

it depends on where the lightbulb is located at

 

  SoulKeeper said:

How long has it been dead?

We may have to wait several minutes for it to cool off. Don't wanna get burnt!

While we wait, we can gather a few more members to play with. So, it depends on the time.

 

  Sgt_Church said:

Doubles got pwnt by Keeper's bump, Keeper You Win

 

  Ganzta said:

and church is dumbass because keeper did not bump it

 

  Runski said:

Does that mean that we have to wait ANOTHER 6 MONTHS?

 

  Omar said:

OMFG FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo :'(

 

I agree.

[Eldest]

5 days too early Double...

[delirium]

I agree wouldn't be the correct response to this thread.

 

Also, that's another 6 months

[Mikey]

ANYWAYS!

 

yeah no i think it's just one person to change a light bulb

[Prez]

Well, it COULD take 2.. if Haggard held the bulb, and Amby turned the room around it.