Sloth's Corny jokes of the week!! Season 3, episode 3

[Caido]

Welcome back to another exciting episode of

SLOTH's

CORNY

JOKES

of the

WEEK!!!

This week we have our exciting co-host Mr. Hanky's very own son Cornwallis hosting!!!!

 

 

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

 

I used to think the brain was the most important organ.

Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

 

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

 

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

 

What does a nosy pepper do?

Get jalapeno business.

 

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

Wataaaaah!

 

The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.

 

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

 

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

 

10. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

 

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

 

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

 

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

 

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives.

 

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet.

 

Alright folks that's all we have for you this week. So stay tuned for next weeks exciting episode of

SLOTH's

CORNY

JOKES

of the

WEEK!!!

[Dae]

This man is the hero we need but don't deserve

[Ned]

Who’s mans this is this man ??

[Tweedledee]

Thanks Sloth, very cool!

[Yang]

not many people would appreciate these jokes here, but I do man. keep it coming.

[jim]

this is mad wholesome