patriddlerr Posted October 22, 2019 Content Count: 124 Joined: 10/04/19 Status: Offline Share Posted October 22, 2019 What does forest gump use as a password? 1forest1 Why are watermelons the only fruit that cant get married? cause they cantalope So i bought shoes from this guy in the ally way he must had laced them with something i been tripping all day Add your dad jokes please please try to keep them clean if your post gets deleted cause it against the rules dont come blaming me Link to comment
Phoenix_ Posted October 22, 2019 Content Count: 1920 Joined: 05/04/16 Status: Offline Share Posted October 22, 2019 The best joke my dad told was the one where he went to the store and didn't come back 5 Link to comment
patriddlerr Posted October 22, 2019 Content Count: 124 Joined: 10/04/19 Status: Offline Share Posted October 22, 2019 The best joke my dad told was the one where he went to the store and didn't come back That ones messed up phoenix lol Link to comment
slothy Posted October 22, 2019 Content Count: 236 Joined: 10/13/19 Status: Offline Share Posted October 22, 2019 I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs. 1 Link to comment
Synk Posted October 23, 2019 Content Count: 600 Joined: 04/17/19 Status: Offline Share Posted October 23, 2019 Dad: do you know my friend Joe? Son: Joe? Joe Johnson the priest you left me alone with for a week and now I cant walk straight Joe? Dad: What the fuck no. I was going to say Joe Mama. What the hell happen in that rebirth summer camp??? 1 Link to comment
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