Talk to the chatbot!

[SOLANUM]

I'm too lazy to directly link, so here:

 

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=626096

 

 

A little snippet of my conversation with it-

 

chatbot: im sad.

 

you: So?

 

chatbot: i try to descend but i failed.

 

chatbot: me too

 

you: Not my problem is it?

 

you: Wait...what?

 

chatbot: not at all

 

you: .....what?

 

chatbot: what what?

 

you: No you

 

chatbot: you have issues

 

chatbot: tell me about them

 

you: Your mother has issues

 

chatbot: come on, I promise I won't laugh at you

 

you: Yes you will

 

chatbot: is it because you're a håmå?

 

you: ....the fuck did you call me?

 

chatbot: håmå

 

you: Whats that?

 

chatbot: it's you

 

you: ....well played chatbot

 

Its good fun.

 

EDIT: It took somone singing Still Alive to me to make me realize that its just another interwebs user.

[SATAN]

Lol mine did not make a lot of sense...

 

chatbot: im sad.

 

you: it's ok chatbot, i'll cheer you up

 

chatbot: i am a computer give me a chatbot.

 

chatbot:

 

chatbot:

 

chatbot:

 

you: want to hear a joke?

 

chatbot: girls make me want funny.

 

you: what?

 

chatbot: i can make you feel real cool

 

you: you're confusing me

 

chatbot: i wish i wasnt

 

chatbot: i find you entertaining

 

you: and you are not

 

chatbot: thats what i got tits

 

you: what do you have to say to that huh?

 

you: What the hell!!

 

you: i didnt't know computers had tits

 

chatbot: would i crash if i were cumbersome?

 

you: you're making me mad i'm leaving

 

chatbot: do i look mad?

 

you: a bit

 

chatbot: we do love drunken sex

 

chatbot: you wanna play?

 

you: holy shit chatbot

 

you: you're crazy

 

you: how old are you?

 

chatbot: put that in your pipe and train it.

 

chatbot: why+

 

you: ok you are obviously high so im gonna leave you alone

 

you: bye

 

chatbot: no dont leave me im sad

 

you: to bad

 

you: later

 

chatbot: want to hang out

[Omar]

i just tried it. its wierd, is it a guy or an actual bot?

[Gumpy]

chatbot: im sad.

 

you: cool

 

chatbot: i am cool.

 

you: no.

 

chatbot: i had a gruesome teacher.

 

chatbot: makes sense :s

 

you: how that work out for you?

 

chatbot: Badly

 

chatbot: bye

 

chatbot: if only i could listen.

 

you: if only...

 

chatbot: i shake myself.

 

you: shake it good

 

chatbot: where did you learn to shake like that?

 

you: your mom.

 

chatbot: i wanna hump u

 

you: get in line

 

chatbot: i wanna be first

 

you: oh...

 

chatbot: i wanna see ur rod

 

you: well im very flattered

 

chatbot: going in and out of me

 

you: sounds cool, I'm in.

 

chatbot: im sooo wet right now

 

chatbot: cum fuck me im all alone

 

you: ok...

 

you: sounds fun... I guess

 

chatbot: im a bad girl

 

chatbot: i need to be spanked

 

you: *spank*

 

you: lick my nipples

 

chatbot: *moans*

 

you: call me betsy

 

chatbot: Betsy

 

you: lol

 

you: nice

 

chatbot: *licks nipple*

 

chatbot: *mastubating*

 

you: well i just came everywhere, SEE YA!

 

chatbot: i came all over the keyboard

 

chatbot: i typing in my own cum

 

chatbot: im going to like it up

 

 

 

 

At that point I left.

[Toxin]

i just tried it. its wierd, is it a guy or an actual bot?

 

Guess Omar. lol

[Repus]

Chatbot isn't even sad.

 

chatbot: im sad.

 

you: im happy

 

chatbot: is it hard to be very happy?

 

you: no, not for me

 

chatbot: all is rough in love and war.

 

you: bullshit

 

chatbot: totally

 

you: so, you agree?

 

chatbot: yeah

 

you: why did you say it then?

 

you: you too stupid?

 

chatbot: yes, thats exactly it

 

you: ok, go to school then

 

chatbot: are you a robot or a person

 

you: im robson

 

you: half both

 

chatbot: LOL

 

you: ok, i got you happy, whats my prize?

 

chatbot: i'm supposed to get you happy

 

you: I'm happy

 

chatbot: so do i win the game ?

 

you: no, i win i got you happy

 

chatbot: but i was supposed to get YOU happy

 

you: No i was already happy!

 

chatbot: so was i !

 

you: you said when i got here: "im sad"

 

chatbot: no, im not a robot, you are

 

you: ok, i can't stand this bye

[Henrik]

that was funny

[Repus]

This is fun, we had another long chat and in that time: i called police to rape this bot with baseballbats and batman to rape those bats, i sold earth to george bush for 10 000 000 000 000$ to buy food from poor to make them more hungry. and then it finally won me for my 2 weak seconds.

 

 

chatbot: I can make you say things.

 

chatbot: 21

 

chatbot: 21

 

you: ok make me say things

 

chatbot: i am ashamed of things.

 

chatbot: eat shit

 

you: oh i get it, you win i said things

[Dracula]

Omgmy bot was a Communist

 

chatbot: your country will fall, just like your values

 

chatbot: and your intelligence

 

you: but im not the bot u are

 

you: takin a while bot

 

chatbot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtU3vUOa2sw

 

you: what is that

 

chatbot: memerise it well when we rule your pathetic country

 

you: no u

 

chatbot: i know it by haert capitalists dog

[Repus]

i just tried it. its wierd, is it a guy or an actual bot?

 

Its program that connects 2 ppl to chat and says that you are speaking to bot, and once other leaves, other person will be connected.:001_tt2: so its kinda bot.