SOLANUM Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 1933 Joined: 08/13/07 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 (edited) I'm too lazy to directly link, so here: http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=626096 A little snippet of my conversation with it- Quote chatbot: im sad. you: So? chatbot: i try to descend but i failed. chatbot: me too you: Not my problem is it? you: Wait...what? chatbot: not at all you: .....what? chatbot: what what? you: No you chatbot: you have issues chatbot: tell me about them you: Your mother has issues chatbot: come on, I promise I won't laugh at you you: Yes you will chatbot: is it because you're a håmå? you: ....the fuck did you call me? chatbot: håmå you: Whats that? chatbot: it's you you: ....well played chatbot Its good fun. EDIT: It took somone singing Still Alive to me to make me realize that its just another interwebs user. Edited October 17, 2008 by SOLANUM Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/
SATAN Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 920 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 (edited) Lol mine did not make a lot of sense... Quote chatbot: im sad. you: it's ok chatbot, i'll cheer you up chatbot: i am a computer give me a chatbot. chatbot: chatbot: chatbot: you: want to hear a joke? chatbot: girls make me want funny. you: what? chatbot: i can make you feel real cool you: you're confusing me chatbot: i wish i wasnt chatbot: i find you entertaining you: and you are not chatbot: thats what i got tits you: what do you have to say to that huh? you: What the hell!! you: i didnt't know computers had tits chatbot: would i crash if i were cumbersome? you: you're making me mad i'm leaving chatbot: do i look mad? you: a bit chatbot: we do love drunken sex chatbot: you wanna play? you: holy shit chatbot you: you're crazy you: how old are you? chatbot: put that in your pipe and train it. chatbot: why+ you: ok you are obviously high so im gonna leave you alone you: bye chatbot: no dont leave me im sad you: to bad you: later chatbot: want to hang out Edited October 17, 2008 by SATAN Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97619
Omar Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 2994 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 i just tried it. its wierd, is it a guy or an actual bot? Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97662
Gumpy Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 1141 Joined: 07/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 chatbot: im sad. you: cool chatbot: i am cool. you: no. chatbot: i had a gruesome teacher. chatbot: makes sense :s you: how that work out for you? chatbot: Badly chatbot: bye chatbot: if only i could listen. you: if only... chatbot: i shake myself. you: shake it good chatbot: where did you learn to shake like that? you: your mom. chatbot: i wanna hump u you: get in line chatbot: i wanna be first you: oh... chatbot: i wanna see ur rod you: well im very flattered chatbot: going in and out of me you: sounds cool, I'm in. chatbot: im sooo wet right now chatbot: cum fuck me im all alone you: ok... you: sounds fun... I guess chatbot: im a bad girl chatbot: i need to be spanked you: *spank* you: lick my nipples chatbot: *moans* you: call me betsy chatbot: Betsy you: lol you: nice chatbot: *licks nipple* chatbot: *mastubating* you: well i just came everywhere, SEE YA! chatbot: i came all over the keyboard chatbot: i typing in my own cum chatbot: im going to like it up At that point I left. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97681
Toxin Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 2115 Joined: 05/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 SGT. Omar said: i just tried it. its wierd, is it a guy or an actual bot? Guess Omar. lol Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97683
Repus Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 1802 Joined: 04/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 Chatbot isn't even sad. chatbot: im sad. you: im happy chatbot: is it hard to be very happy? you: no, not for me chatbot: all is rough in love and war. you: bullshit chatbot: totally you: so, you agree? chatbot: yeah you: why did you say it then? you: you too stupid? chatbot: yes, thats exactly it you: ok, go to school then chatbot: are you a robot or a person you: im robson you: half both chatbot: LOL you: ok, i got you happy, whats my prize? chatbot: i'm supposed to get you happy you: I'm happy chatbot: so do i win the game ? you: no, i win i got you happy chatbot: but i was supposed to get YOU happy you: No i was already happy! chatbot: so was i ! you: you said when i got here: "im sad" chatbot: no, im not a robot, you are you: ok, i can't stand this bye Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97697
Henrik Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 1756 Joined: 07/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 that was funny Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97702
Repus Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 1802 Joined: 04/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 This is fun, we had another long chat and in that time: i called police to rape this bot with baseballbats and batman to rape those bats, i sold earth to george bush for 10 000 000 000 000$ to buy food from poor to make them more hungry. and then it finally won me for my 2 weak seconds. chatbot: I can make you say things. chatbot: 21 chatbot: 21 you: ok make me say things chatbot: i am ashamed of things. chatbot: eat shit you: oh i get it, you win i said things Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97725
Dracula Posted October 17, 2008 Content Count: 4685 Joined: 03/26/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 17, 2008 (edited) Omgmy bot was a Communist chatbot: your country will fall, just like your values chatbot: and your intelligence you: but im not the bot u are you: takin a while bot chatbot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtU3vUOa2sw you: what is that chatbot: memerise it well when we rule your pathetic country you: no u chatbot: i know it by haert capitalists dog Edited October 18, 2008 by Dracula Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97762
Repus Posted October 18, 2008 Content Count: 1802 Joined: 04/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 18, 2008 SGT. Omar said: i just tried it. its wierd, is it a guy or an actual bot? Its program that connects 2 ppl to chat and says that you are speaking to bot, and once other leaves, other person will be connected.:001_tt2: so its kinda bot. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/9190-talk-to-the-chatbot/#findComment-97783
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