Pick up Lines

[ThatTamer]

Hello, so I need some pick up lines for me, please help. 

                                             Criteria

• If they don't go "AWWWWW" you're fired.

 

Good luck, please give me some pickup jokes. I need this, for a very special someone, 

I believe in you guys. 

 

(No Joke, I will fire you, I don't wanna cringe at the site of my retardedness.)

[Dreamz]

“I’m trying to write a book and I’m stuck on this part. Do you think you could help?” She will more than likely say yes, then you say “It’s a phone book and I need your number.”

[Caution]

i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

[kabLe]

5 minutes ago, Caution said:

i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

 

[Black Rain]

6 minutes ago, Caution said:

i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

[Arctic]

Nice bum, where ya from?

[Amazing]

5 hours ago, Caution said:

i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

 

[20 scrolls]

@caution

[Roddy]

Yoooo Watch Dat in the sky it starsssss , 1 of the stars are you out of my many girlfriends cause I have a big egoooo

[Paggos]

If you were a guy, and I were a guy, and I was gay, and you were gay, I would take you out on a date.