God I love crazy conservative christians - Michelle Obama’s Enormous Secret!!!

[Dire]

Everything in this comes from a real conservative Christian blog/website. They actually believe their own shit.

 

Friends in Christ, I’ve known something shocking about Mrs. Obama for quite some time. Don’t be mad at me for not telling you all — or the American people. You see, the Lord Jesus told me, but asked that I kept it quiet until after the election. It is not ours to question why. No, I did not want to obey this request, but the last time I broke a promise to Jesus He killed my favorite niece in a fiery car crash eight weeks later.

 

 

 

Friends, look closely at the picture above and you will soon see the secret I’ve been hiding for Jesus. See how pretty Laura Bush looks and how her height is normal? See how “Michelle” Obama is the same height as a man? Well, that is hardly a coincidence! ”She” is, after all, a MAN! In certain photographs, when the light hits just right, you can see the outline of a male organ flopping about under her dress.

 

I have spoken with Baptist specialists in the field of Gender Hysteria and they have told me, after looking at several pictures of “Mrs.” Michelle nee Michael Obama that they are 96.84% certain that she is what is called a “Pre-Operative Black Transexual.”

 

Boy oh boy, just when you thought having colored people living in the White House was as bad as things could get! Please spread this important information to everyone you know. We still have time to repeal the election before this man and his freak “wife” move into our nation’s most cherished residence and despoil it with their perversions.

[Dire]

"the last time I broke a promise to Jesus He killed my favorite niece in a fiery car crash eight weeks later."

 

Lesson 101 from Jesus. Hes a mean motherfucker! Don't piss him off or he'll lynch your family.

[Red]

Though she's not a man, she is ugly as fuck. Gives Hillary a good run.

[Italian Jew]

"the last time I broke a promise to Jesus He killed my favorite niece in a fiery car crash eight weeks later."

 

Lesson 101 from Jesus. Hes a mean motherfucker! Don't piss him off or he'll lynch your family.

 

 

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/

 

HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking joke. So its either a huge parody site, a huge scam, or a huge group of complete idiots. Look at their membership info. You'll get many chuckles.

[tank40175]

I am fairly conservative, and a Christian. However if what you are quoting is from some "Christian" blog, well they are nuts!!! Stuff like that is what gives good God fearing peeps a bad name. Idiots like that.

 

"That all I have to say about that." --Gump

[SilentGuns]

wow... that's a big , racist and idiotic story.

 

Something more racist :

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/crazy-nignogs-whoop-it-up-over-obama-win/

lol

[Slavic]

Silent_guns;119723']wow... that's a big , racist and idiotic story.

 

Something more racist :

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/crazy-nignogs-whoop-it-up-over-obama-win/

lol

 

ahahah nignogs.

 

This site its most likely a parody. If not, they charge high as hell prices for membership.

[Dire]

I don't think it's a parody site. There are a few counter sites - http://blogsnot4brownback.wordpress.com/ to name one.

[Lux]

Stuff like that is what gives good God fearing peeps a bad name. Idiots like that.

 

 

:001_rolleyes:

[LegalSmash]

 

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/

 

HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking joke. So its either a huge parody site, a huge scam, or a huge group of complete idiots. Look at their membership info. You'll get many chuckles.

 

I just reported that site to the GOP, Jesus Christ, I found myself thoroughly offended by that.