True Twinkie

WHERE ARE YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN.

HOLY TITS MCGEE.

Can you creep into my bumhole and investigate what the flying FOOK is wrong?

YO HOME FRESH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS PLANET?

GO TO SLEEP

Y DID U BEAT UP DAT GUY TROY?

More like blow out of the snow. GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sir, the world asked for a new young talented handsome singer. We answered by producing Justin Bieber. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. BAM.

Aight listen here. There will be no IFS because our scientists here at Canadia are 100% sure this cure will cure CANCER. KNOW WUT IM SAYIN B?

Sir, You HAVE TO make a comeback or else the cure for cancer will never be found. Also, they call me "Jim" at the club.

IT ADDIKTUN I HAZ.

Panda, the day you return is the day I'll stop FAILING. OH SHI-

WHY DONT YOU LOSE SOME DAMEND WEIGHT?!?!?!?

WOWOWOZOOWERE

You know Smurf, you're the type of guy who makes me wake up every morning looking at the mirror saying, "Wow, why can't I be as good looking as that guy?"

WUT DUR FOOK IS WIT YO DISPLEH PIC HOEME CHILLIN BISCUIT?

YO YO YO YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY

WOW WHAT A LOSER

As a matter of fact I had a terrible Birthday True Twinkie. I didn't even get a gift, but not like I wanted one anyways. All I wanted was my parent's love, but I guess I didn't even get that .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRUE TWINKIE. HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE.

Why are you such a bubble gum cutie Master Queef?