True Twinkie

MAY I ALSO GET TEH PROTECTIONION FROM DUR PEOPLE WHO ATTACK DER SERVERERS?

This is why I'm hot. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot. I'm a star. GET IT? STARS ARE MASSIVELY HUGE PLASMA BALLS THAT GENERATE A SHITLOAD OF HEAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DO DA MAF

DO DAH MAF.

u herd wong sur

Loyal Customers.

Smurf do you know what my milkshake brings?

You waited two years for this?! WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF WINNER? GTFO.

"Where were you yesterday Vince?"

"I skipped your class sir."

"****** YOU YOU ****** HAY SUP **** 1+2 = ***** WTF ENGLISH? **** COCA COLA POLAR BEARS!"

IT UNABLE TO FIND Master Queef GOOD SIR. WHAT DOES WE DO NAO?

OMG BACK TO SCHOOL FOR YOU IN 1 DAY. REJOICE.

WUT TEH FOOK. WELL, WUTS UR STEAM NAME GOOD SUR?

Aight Aight lemme spit a beat.

Master Queef doesnt wanna add "Dewin" on steam,

All he wants to do is Lean....BACK...LIKE FAT JOE.

YEEAAAAAAA. RESPECT.

YO SMURFS. DATE ME PLS. I HERD U NO HAO TEW TREET A MAN.

YO HOMES WUT U DOIN ON MY PROPERTEE

ADD ME ON STEAM NOOB FACE GALORE. "Dewin"

GO BAK TEW SKEWL IDOT

MY NAME WAS ALWAYS TRUE TWINKIE ON FORUM NOOB MCGEE.

2 days and I still haven't received my cheezburger GOOD SIR.

WHAT LOSER WOULD MAKE THEIR USERNAME DEFAILURE? THAT SOUNDS SO GA...F U

F U

Sir, the only way my wing wang will come off is if they get cut off

but I ain't no dog, I'm a dawg

So I'm afraid I'm going to have to jog 5 miles

Into one of them piles

Of DOO DOO

MAYNE I AM TOO GOOD FOR MY OWN HOOD. GG ANOTHER RHYME.

AIGHT LEMME SPIT A BEAT.

So I was playing some left for dead with 7 players

At the end of the day I got some haters

My skill was so 1337 that I decided to stroke my meat

With Sandpaper

YEEEEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIIIII