Bork

Better to die an autist, than live long enough to be a chubby chaser.

So is it LARP? fgt

Viking are you DUMB?

You all prob suck massive camel diyuk at the video games, but on the off chance you guys do actually get a group going, we had a few people playing already. Emerald Server Toss up between Terran and Vanu (Vanu god tier)

It wasn't irrelevant at all. I was merely pointing out the fact that you settle for mediocrity and even encourage failures by even THINKING those leagues are worth anything at all. The percentage of talent out of those leagues is so minute that when ANY talent shows up, you believe it's a big deal, rather than take a step back and go, "Oh, well there's something that needs to be fixed here. We should try and rethink our tactics and playstyle". African football is bad and therefore, produces bad players. MLS has always been shit. That's why they're dumping so much money into it in an attempt to introduce real class and play into the league. Not to mention try and make the sport a little more popular in the United States. The ONLY reason that the US national team ever does decent is because you have a few in the BPL and they are a hard working team. That is it. You're delirious if you think otherwise. If the players on the national team had an ounce of real class, finesse or understanding of the game, they would have played more effective possession. Instead, every comeback they've had has always been a simple scramble to the goal, a last ditch effort. They only succeed because of their work ethic. You don't seem to know very much at all because it seems as if you admire the mere fact that these players can kick a ball hard and run fast. It takes alot more than that to achieve a level of class worthy of admiration. Unfortunately, no matter how you look at it, the MLS nor the African leagues have produced any of that. ANY PLAYER WORTH MENTIONING FROM THOSE COUNTRIES are only worth mentioning because of their moves to the BPL, La Liga, or Serie A. Simple as that. You contradicted yourself. "Just because you can't watch people do some skills down the wing and break past defenders doesn't mean that it's shitty football. If you played soccer a bit or even knew anything about it, you'd know it's more than watching Messi dribble through defenses. The way you've been describing the World Cup, you seem like the type of person who spends his time watching Messi & Ronaldo goals & skills videos on YouTube and not real matches of football. " Then you say... "I wouldn't say either is really good, but it's worth watching due to the individual talent from some players." So which is it? Is it the "individual talent", which in such shitty leagues, can only be described as mediocre and decent work ethic, that's worth watching? Or is it the shitty football being played by team that has no rhythm or real understanding of ball movement, runs and tactics? Again, rather than not settle for sub-par performances, you almost promote it. I would stick with basketball, dude.

And you would tell them that it's ok to not even try and get up and walk ever again. You want to encourage failure. Worse type of person. They'll always be shit and you're delirious.

Nublife, you're upset. Take a breather. As far as I'm concerned, I was as close to getting signed to a pro team as yourself. Potatoes...Sending longballs, horrible finishing, and no rhythm of play make those leagues shit. Before you go make assumptions about who I watch (Ronaldo is my favorite player currently, btw), howabout I throw some names out there of real class...Xabi Alonso, Xavi, Schweinsteiger, Arteta, David Silva, Gerrard, Riquelme, Rivaldo, Romario, Viera, Yaya, Roberto Carlos, Redondo, Figo, Di Stefano, Raul...Besides a couple of those names, none of those players were overly fancy in their play as Cristiano Ronaldo or Messi. However, they had/have UNBELIEVABLE vision, being in the right place at the right time and making almost impossible plays, slotting the ball between defenders for a run or sending a ball across the entire field to the FEET of their intended player. THAT is the class difference between African/MLS/Asian football and everywhere else. The ability to move the ball around effectively. The ability to send strikers towards goal to score. Or even WORKING HARD in the midfield, taking and keeping possession. Africa doesn't have that. No class...Maybe a good day, but that's it. MLS is like reliving high school. Long balls galore. Inaccurate long balls. Bad defence. Asian football is just all around bad. They simply run straight forwards like chickens with their heads off. Every now and then a stroke of genius, but that's it. Again, you keep mistaking form for class. Go watch basketball. You guys are the kind of people that see an idiot knock over an old woman purposely and say, "Oh...They must have tripped. NO ONE IS THAT BAD"....I have news for you...When you step out into the real world...People suck.

I will watch any game that's on TV and enjoy watching the sport. However, itt doesn't change the quality of play that I am watching. African football is shit and so is MLS (though they are trying to boost it's quality by signing on old European league players).

Argentina being Argentina is exactly what it means. I did not say they are good or bad, learn to read. BDColl hit the nail right on the head. They rely way too heavily on Messi, when they have Aguero as well to score and Di Maria to provide the ball. Anyone even assuming that there is good football in Africa are the new ones to the sport, or absolutely delirious. You are all mistaking form for class. Simply because a player has a few good games or a few goals, does NOT make them world class. You guys are popping chubs for all the wrong reasons. African football is shit and will always be shit. The only reason any players born out of there are any good at all is because they move to foreign leagues and learn how to actually play. Once they go back to their respective national teams, they're put back into a shit formation, using shit tactics, and surrounded by shit players that still play in Africa...they're shit. Belgium being solid means they have a good all around lineup. They DO need work on their consistency, but remember this...A win is a win, whether it's by one goal, or by 5. A team can dominate an entire game and only score a single goal, depending on their tactics, which from what I read, none of you understand any of that. Their line up is comprised of players that have all had consistent and solid performances in their league teams. Kompany and Vertgonghen are monsters in the back. Their right and left backs, while not overly great, still provide good defense. Their midfield and forwards, Hazard, Mertens, Mirallas, Witsel, , Lukaku, Fellaini...ALL have had good seasons in their respective league teams. You would know this if you didn't watch so much shitty African football. Germany started the tournament strong and have continued strong. They beat an incredibly weak Portugal side. If they played a more attacking football, they would have scored 10 goals. Again, not understanding tactics is what you suffer from. As I've said, they're playing an incredibly defensive game. 4-3-2-1. If you don't understand that...4 defenders, 3 center defensive mids, 2 attacking mids, and a lone striker. They play possession and a patient game. Simply because they only won 2-1 and took their time doing it, doesn't mean they had "a hard time"...Look up the game stats...They dominated that game...You guys should just start watching basketball or something.

All African teams are shit. The reason being they don't know how to defend. Their entire team plays as ATLEAST attacking mids, if not full blown strikers. Their goalies look like high school kids. Their attacking is world class at times, but that's it. Tha fuck is an African Cup anyway? LOL SRSLY? The only teams worth a damn thing out of their are Ivory Coast and Ghana. South Africa was OK for a short while as well. The last world class player coming out of Africa was Drogba (could argue Yaya Toure, but he's just a solid midfielder). But that's it. End of discussion, if you think differently then you're high. France has been absolute CLASS in this tournament. Benzema's found his rhythm. Their younger players, mainly Pogba and Griezmann have been solid. Valbuena is working wonders in the midfield, and their backline is pretty damn good as well. Brazil have been shaky as all shit. They can produce SOMETIMES. However, their biggest downfall is their defense, or lack there of. Despite monsters like Silva and Luis, their left and right backs are anything BUT defenders. They attack well, but you send up a good winger, they'll cross that line up pretty bad. Germany is solid all around. If you knew anything, you'd know that they've been running an incredibly defensive line. A lone striker, and a stacked midfield/backline. They play a very patient game and wait for an opening for players like Ozil, Mueller, or Gotze. It's a shame Reus is injured. Netherlands plays a similar tactic, being patient, except run a more attacking formation and lineup, mainly utilizing Van Persie and Robben. The other South American teams play a fast paced, full pressure game. They rely on speed and quick ball movements up the pitch so they can utilize their star players, such as Ruiz and Rodriguez. Belgium is simply solid all around and Argentina is...well...Argentina. Its obvious that some people have no idea what they're saying. If a team had a completely DIFFERENT lineup, then you could get away with saying, oh well it's not the same team who cares what they've done in the past or haven't done this time around. However, Spain had the SAME lineup (atleast 90% of it). They...S U C K E D. B A D. They got their previous World Cup shoved so far up their butt, it came out of their mouth filled with chocolate.

France smells like dookie filled crepes.

thank you

bork: you are handsome, charming, and hilarious

The guy on the right is you, Bubblez. You sent me that selfie before you blocked me on steam.

Bubblez has gone into a fit of rage after Lonewolf divorced him. Too bad he'll get beat up.

He can't. Bubblez stole the car in the first place and fenced it off for his new Jeep Queerakee.

I heard Lonewolf was seeking a divorce though.

He has a crush on little boys...I mean, he married one ffs.

You are the only person that ever says...OH...EM...GEE. It has been confirmed numerous times that you are the person in those photos. That may be me, but I still got more swag. I didn't marry an underage boy.

I'm pretty sure the consensus has determined that the person in those photos is, in fact, you, Bubblez.

As I see it, Bubblez is the biggest herb here.