Spyder

Your eyes slowly open. You wake up in what appears to be a white room. You see nurses come in and out but you never see their faces. In the room you look around and see tools that look like they've been used to torture people. One looks like a little scalpel with blood on the end. You look around and see a sheet over a body. There's blood everywhere under the bed. When the nurse walks in to check on you, you try to ask her what the fuck is going on, but you feel your throat. It's been patched up and scarred. You remember. You opened the door and a man stabbed you through the throat. You can't speak. You appear in horror when you see the nurse's face: wrinkly, bloody, cut up and burned to a crisp. What do you do? (Sorry for the long post)

Haunted house is a huge cliché and mind wrap seems kind of cool. Shoie, read the NeverEnd House Creepypasta and use that as inspiration!

Got a good friend to tell her mom she was pregnant and I'm the father! Let's just say people forgot what day it was so I got Facebook messages, texts and phone calls saying "Congratulations, you're a fucking idiot!" She's also grounded now for a week :/

By that I just meant level range* like 20-30 or 40-55

Lol all of us will come and help you XeNo, I'll even send you credits. xD

LOL and every 20ft in a populated city you find some teenage white girl with a cup of Starbucks and a white iPhone.

Fucking Canadians. And ah.

That's what I was thinking in the back of my head.. And so your friend tried to steal it and got caught? Gg.

Jesus Christ Stratos, not trying to be rude, but have you heard of paragraphs? And can you re-explain what exactly happened? Or can someone explain? All I'm reading is your friend wanted a cat thing and the manager wouldn't let you have it so you made a plan to grab it, hide it in the art section then take your friend's credit card to pay for if..? (Sorry for being such a dumbass)

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Imagine unboxing the game at the midnight release on.. November 16..

Yes. Did you see the fucking bank heist prank!? At first i was a little shocked and I'm still wondering how the fuck they did that o_o #besttroll2014

Eh this would be cool if it wasn't an April fools day prank. http://ifunny.mobi/i/GT0VRgfr1 Your thoughts?

Elem, use this format instead of yours in the topic post: -Server: • Forum name; char name; level • Forum name; char name; level • Forum name; char name; level • Forum name; char name; level (So on) -Server: • Forum name; char name; level • Forum name; char name; level • Forum name; char name; level • Forum name; char name; level (So on)

So stressed out that I'm getting migraines and I don't have my medication (a single bottle of 9 pills is $200). I have to present a 4 paragraph speech tomorrow with a visual aid (let's just say I didn't even finish reading the book that it's on, nor did I even start it). It's not finished because it's from having problems with public speaking, but the fact that 24 of the 30 people in my class are girls, 5 of them are hot, 3 are my ex girlfriends and the rest social rejects. The other 6 people are some guys i know, only buddies with 2 of them. God damn I hate my English class.

Oh yeah also, we now have a guild for anybody from the community who wants to join. You HAVE to be on The Red Eclipse server to join though. If you're a new player and wanting to play, make sure when you're selecting a server, you click on the European tab and select The Red Eclipse. This is where all of our main characters are.

When my French teacher was living in France, her students started off taking French first. When they were getting out of elementary, they had to pick up English and another language. So one of her old students was learning French, English and Russian all at once. Life must've sucked for that kid. Anyways, I learned a little bit of French as a kid since both my parents and older brother can speak it and now I'm currently learning the rest of the language in school. I actually want to take another language. Maybe Russian or Italian.

it's an iOS/Android game

Taking a shit, checking the newest posts and checking the features on iFunny

Lol I can switch to Red Eclipse

Hello all, does anybody know if there's an SG Guild/Group on Star Wars The Old Republic? If not then I plan on making one for us. If you don't know what SWTOR is, it's an online Star Wars MMORPG where you can travel the galaxy and follow the storylines as the Republic or the Empire. This takes place several hundred years before any of the movies. You can follow the questline, or when you level up enough, you can start going out to PVP other players from the other faction. For instance, I'm a level 32 Sith Warrior on Tattooine so I can go to the desert and kill me some fucking Jedis. In this game, you have the option to be multiple characters, meaning you could be a Jedi, a clone trooper, a thief, a Sith, a bounty hunter or a spy. Note: there are 2 kinds of Jedis and Sith. The Knights and Warriors and I forget the other 2 names. This game includes multiple worlds to traverse by foot or speeder (you CAN use this when you're playing for free but you unlock it like 20 levels later.) I also haven't played in a long time, but if I'm not mistaken, you can now upgrade your starship even more and even fly it around the galaxy on your own. Anyways, if you do want to play this, just Google SWTOR. The server I play on is called The Bastion, which is a US Server. If you're in Europe, I recommend Red Eclipse. If you'd like to play today, you should wait until about 5PM EST when me and a few others are gonna get on! See you all server-side

Whatever you guys do, DONT PICK FUCKING HORSEA OR BELLSPROUT. The beginning is almost fucking impossible without a fire pokemon to kill all the grass/bug types. But besides that, I personally love this game. It's got the aspects of a 3DS game, advanced lighting, weather and mechanics, but it's got the texture of a GBASP game. There's also a shadow system implemented into it too! And yeah shoie, I saw omicron and thought it was Omnicron but naw D:

I was lucky and got a pair of TBX12s from GameStop for $30 brand new. They work pretty good, USB, 0 batteries, 20ft long wire so it's not gonna fly off your head if you stand up. Plus I can use it on my 360 or my Xbox One too.