Nuclear Onion

@BoM was there a reason why we didn't add this? It was already on the server but I forget if why we didn't put it on rotation...

Ah yes, I love the Playoffs. Even if my team loses in the end. I had a good time watching the games as always and there were some really exciting series's (series'? idk) going around. My favorite is no doubt the Caps and Rangers series, even if I wasn't a fan of the winning team, I'd still give this series my vote. The goalie battle was legendary, The King going at it with Braden Holtby who I never thought had it in him until that series. Every game was great and exciting, whether it was Ovi doing some fucking ludicrous puck shot top corner while falling shit, or Chris Kreider being a runaway train, or a goalie pulling some impossible save, I was never bored for a single moment. The most exciting series that didn't have my favorite team in was probably the Ducks and Hawks. The triple overtime game; watched the whole thing and it even got me holding my breathe despite the Rangers not being there. Overtime games are really the reason I watch the playoffs, they are the best type of hockey, the desperation and intensity makes it so entertaining that you can't look away, not only that but the no commercials really makes it even more exciting. I was most impressed with the Flames, the fact that they went from being a rebuilding team 2 years ago, to a team who went on to the 2nd round of the playoffs is pretty fucking good. I was most disappointed in the Blues, they really need to get their shit together come playoff time one of these days, I know Minnesota is a good team but really now I expected St. Louis to at least make it to the 2nd round. Maybe the Oshie trade will shake things up. Shout out to the Jets for making their first playoffs since their second coming, those fans are fucking nuts and it's always loud in that building.

you went through a 20 day span without a ban why do we even keep u around????

shoving crayons up my nose

Don't be, it's better if we knew this early then have all of our servers be blacklisted....

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Yeah I'll try it

It was on the server, but it crashes peoples clients for some reason.

7/7/2015 !faq !guide !rules has some added rules for more specific scenarios

Added. I also made a !guide that links to Newbies guide I love oh so, and !faq that links to this FAQ thread for further questions.

Only 2 years...?

shut up hose

No problem, it's one of the harder rules to really administrate since you can't fully tell if someone is air knifing or running up to the CT and knifing. Well yeah, CTs shouldn't be hugging the Prisoners, but that still doesn't give the right for the prisoner to kill them. If anything, remind them to stand a bit clear from them to avoid getting raped.

If a T is just standing there where they are supposed to be (say in kitchen doorway), air knifing, then a CT walks into that said air knife to get damaged, the CT has no right to kill them. But from what I gather from what you are saying is that people are twisting the rule saying "oh look, the CT is 5 feet next to me so I can kill them and yell BAITING, then FREEKILL if they kill me!" This is either them being stupid or actually being shady, that's for you guys to decide since I lack playing time in the server for the past month. I would comment if a CT dies from baiting, but really it shouldn't ever even happen in the first place since most likely they'll get hit by one left click knife, then go on to medic while their teammates watch the ts (that's what I'd imagine that is). This also kind of answers what you are asking Taken from my boy Newbie ^ http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=406898076 The rules haven't changed at all from CS:S, if a kid says what isn't baiting is baiting, just tell the little child to be silent.

Where and when

implying Heineken is any more acceptable than smirnoff

You won't even kiss me.

Vodka because you can put anything in it. Fucking. Anything.

And I once liked you...

1 waifu for every dad he has

If someone simply does not know how to play the gamemode, then they should not play CT until they fully understand how to play Jailbreak. There are several places to get your average Jailbreak info, even in the guide I linked 5 times. Vouching to Newbie again here, who can probably explain JB specific rules better than even I. I kinda like that guide as you can see...lol

I always thought this was what AFK freeze meant, since AFK manager won't be able to force you to spec since you are still moving around (right? if false you have the right to call me dumb) I'll try should declare somewhere in the MOTD or !rules what exactly is defined as AFK freeze on our server specifically since it seems people are always on different pages/don't know what AFK even means. In my eyes, it should go this way (quote) in every situation unless the order is "Face the back of the cell and AFK freeze" since the order is to look that way only, there is really no reason for you to be spinning around or doing whatever, that order specifically is meant to do gun checks, since you can see if a prisoner has a gun holstered. I wouldn't punish CTs for giving the order though, unless it's getting out of hand just tell them to give it less often. Going by this is the best option ^

There's a really excellent guide (IMO) made by @Unnamed Newbie here, posted here. Maybe we can find a way to get everyone on the same page in terms of what exactly are the rules/what is implied/what exactly is what. Honestly, the little kids complaining about getting warning shot/'freekilled' seems really difficult to stop since that's really their nature; to complain about literally nothing. Can I get more details on what needs to be discussed in terms of rules that need to be a bit more underlined? I'm still somewhat not sure what exactly is the problem and what isn't. Will be revamping !rules if this continues (probably will) to be an issue. Also sorry for the full on tilt, got a bit emotional over the serious video games last night.