Retarded Santa

Dude, haven't you seen Stripes? One of the best movies ever. Plus, since I assume that every movie is 100% accurate, I say go for it!

i'm a little upset no one has mentioned me... oh wait, that's because I'm never on here

"SG's resident Twilight, Glee, Resident Evil, Inception, Scott Pilgrim, and Red Orchestra fanboy" it says fanBOY, but the first two things are things that girls like. you are a riddle wrapped in a conundrum

it would be difficult to bang an underage schoolgirl with that

I can't really argue with anything said here. The only thing that I can add is buy as nice a guitar as you can afford, and stay away from any off-brand cheapo stuff. If you can get into a decent used MIM Fat Strat for around that $300 price point, it should take you reasonably far sound-wise, and at worst you can always flip it for the same money you bought it for. BTW, you will discover that no single guitar will ever do everything you want it to... Also, I'm assuming you're also in the market for an amp? If so, I'd strongly recommend one of the newer modeling amps, so at least you can approximate the range of tones you're looking for without spending another chunk of money on stompboxes. While it is true that they are definitely not perfect, at least you can get a better feel for what you might want. Unless you already know that you like a Class A tone with a bit of clipping, or a super clean Roland-type jazz sound, blah blah blah. Also, be sure that it has enough wattage to play over drums (20w+ tube, 50w+ solid state if you can manage). Oh! And make sure you can move it, by yourself.

I think I have that one locked up.

yeah about 15 seconds. EWandF is dangerous shit, yo!

nerd alert! can I have one?

i don't want to risk any less oxygen getting to my brain, i'm already retarded.

List of Sci Fi Pictures original films - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia is it one of those?

so what movie or video game is this for

dude, if you're gonna take a sneak photo of some chick, try to do a better job next time

This is an early april fools joke, isn't it

Who doesn't? RetardedSanta's katana (Attack level:39)

FANTASTIC + REP

is there an age limit? I'm not interested in knowing if some old fatty has huge tits.

you know, if you're old enough to get breast implants, i'm allowed to look at them.

SOMEONE's jealous! :trollface:

pretty obv that he made the video... but i still love it

this makes my balls hurt

i always crank overhanded

anyone here old enough to remember The Noozles, David the Gnome, Little Bits, etc?