Retarded Santa

i'd hit it

zambs.

nice dude!

correct

TMI, dude.

This is the really funny part, I can't believe no one has brought it up yet.

looks like a cool trip. I've always heard that prague is mighty fly. who's your lady friend?

Galcon is fun and quick Secret of Monkey Island SE (one of the best games EVAR) Crush The Castle MYST

What about the noozles? that show was the bomb. I also liked Hey Dude and Salute your Shorts

"only 40 horses died in the making of this scene. cry about it, hippie."

gratz to my peeps, yo

Were you two friends before you started dating? If so, it might be easier to transition back. In any case, I agree with Xeno. I assume that something has changed in the relationship, and I also understand that you probably don't want to talk about the details in this environment (I sure wouldn't). However, I think it's worth really thinking about WHY you want to take a break. Are you expecting something that you're not getting? Or is he doing the same?

yeah, we'll all hear it. what do you think the fap percentage will be of the listeners?

Dance instructor. Modern, Jazz or Tap.

ditto

LOL so fake but it's funny

I am real, but I am retarded.

I can't stop laughing at this

sweet lord baby jesus. I love the daisy chain of electronic hardware to make it work, looks like a blown circuit breaker waiting to happen

Forum Name:Retarded Santa A/S/L:28/M/Minneapolis Put me in the box please! see how nice I was?

No, he was, assuming he wrote this shortly after or during his time on reg escape. And obviously is spelled with a "V". DUH FAJITA JEEZ

a trip to disney world when I was like 10... god that was the tits

it was funny, no doubt about it. I really appreciated the tips on how best to shave ones privates

I love you too Virus, even if you won't remember any of this

I guess it is